Definitions by Beau_the_smeg

Bovril bingo wings 

Beefy smelling saggy hairy armpits

“Oi love i’m not being funny but can you put away your Bovril bingo wings they fucking stink”

Bovril bingo wings by Beau_the_smeg February 14, 2025

Set 1 merchant

Someone who’s in set one in everything and are usually a massive fucking GIMP

“Shut up mate you set 1 merchant”

Set 1 merchant by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

Typical skippy 

Someone usually Australian is an over competitive, annoying ,big headed wanker who’s allways moaning about everything and doesn’t know when to keep their mouth shut

“Oi why’s that Australian wanker piping up for no reason , typical skippy!”

Typical skippy by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

Little man syndrome 

Someone usually a grown adult , is a massive bellend to everyone and everything 24/7 for no reason maybe because they are short and think everyone is against them all the time

“God that (insert name here) is a right funny fucker”
I reckon it’s little man syndrome”
“Inni”

Little man syndrome by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

Well he’s Scottish isn’t he 

Something people usually say when someone’s being a stuck up little wanker usually someone Scottish / Scottish decent

“Why’s (insert name here )being a wanker”
“Well he’s Scottish isn’t he”
“Oh yeah fair enough”

Well he’s Scottish isn’t he by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

Cauliflower ears wet dream 

Someone with the biggest fucking ears you’ve ever seen

“Oi Tom I didn’t know you were cauliflower ears wet dream!”

Cauliflower ears wet dream by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

Knob gobbler 

Someone who always has to make everything sexual at any opportunity

“Monty is such a knob gobbler !”

Knob gobbler by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025