Beau_the_smeg's definitions

Boom boom begging

Someone who is simping and pretty much begging for sex lots of simps do this

“Oi that will is boom boom begging”
“What a wanker !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Bean bake lover

Someone who’s farts fucking stink

“Fucking hell rick didn’t know you were a bean bake lover !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Blackpool handshake

Being extremely high on ketamine or cocaine and take a massive sloppy shit in the middle of public

“Ayup that tramp is having a blackpool handshake”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Shit temple

A public place with the perfect toilet to take a shit in usually the disabled toilets

“I’ve got a turtle head popping out mate !”
“Oh dw there’s a shit temple down the hall”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Clinker dinking

The act of whipping out your testicles in front of your mates for no reason

“Oi Kyle stop clinker dinking you scruffy bastard !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Blind-beaming

The act of pissing in the dark with no intention of getting it in the toilet bowl

“Great the lights not working guess it’s time for some blind-beaming

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Bovril Autograph

The act of wiping your ass with toilet roll and leaving the shit covered pieces of toilet roll on the side for everyone to see

“Wow that’s a beautiful Bovril Autograph”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025