Beau_the_smeg's definitions

Little man syndrome

Someone usually a grown adult , is a massive bellend to everyone and everything 24/7 for no reason maybe because they are short and think everyone is against them all the time

“God that (insert name here) is a right funny fucker”
I reckon it’s little man syndrome”
“Inni”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

Cheshire handshake

The act of being a utter wanker for no reason

“Wow Joel is doing the Cheshire handshake”
“What a wanker”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Bovril Autograph

The act of wiping your ass with toilet roll and leaving the shit covered pieces of toilet roll on the side for everyone to see

“Wow that’s a beautiful Bovril Autograph”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Shit temple

A public place with the perfect toilet to take a shit in usually the disabled toilets

“I’ve got a turtle head popping out mate !”
“Oh dw there’s a shit temple down the hall”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Knob gobbler

Someone who always has to make everything sexual at any opportunity

“Monty is such a knob gobbler !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Cauliflower ears wet dream

Someone with the biggest fucking ears you’ve ever seen

“Oi Tom I didn’t know you were cauliflower ears wet dream!”

by Beau_the_smeg February 13, 2025

Bean bake lover

Someone who’s farts fucking stink

“Fucking hell rick didn’t know you were a bean bake lover !”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025