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Ryan Sitkowski 

Ryan Sitkowski is the lead guitarist for gothic metal band Motionless in White. He writes rap beats in his spare time and has a YouTube channel featuring videos of him punching food.
Ryan Sitkowski is my favorite guitarist!
Ryan Sitkowski by BandAddict77 August 23, 2016

sakowski 

When you dip your balls in maple syrup and teabag your waffles to transfer it.
Hey Aaron, will you come Sakowski this waffle? It's too dry.
sakowski by DairyFuehrer9001 December 21, 2016

Szurkowski 

to have no reason, or purpose
That information is Szurkowski, thanks for wasting my time.
Szurkowski by 268 February 18, 2008

Szalowski's Disease 

A neurodegenerative disease characterized by immoderate jealousy. Causing its sufferers to attempt to accuse others of false misdemeanors; and squeeze unnecessary guilt and even an apology out of them.
Nick: <tries to guilt someone>
Mike: Nick must have Szalowski's Disease.

Dirty John Szpakowski 

Getting gang banged in the ass by a dozen gay midgets.
John requested a Dirty John Szpakowski because he likes gay butt sex.
Dirty John Szpakowski by mac November 12, 2004

Stankowski 

Normaly two people who share a unique, close family bond together. These people often smell of freshly made bin liners and have a keen interest in rugby.
1. Look at those pair of Stankowski's
2. What a Stankowski
3. You Stankowski
Stankowski by Mark Son Of Gay January 4, 2008