Switkowski

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A small but exceedingly smelly shit which somehow manages to get smeared liberally down the side of the bowl, on the toilet seat, on the floor and out into the hallway.

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We lost our bond because someone dropped a Switkowski and we had to burn the house down.

Switkowski by Mucus Van Merkin January 17, 2007

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sirkowski

Sirkowski is a manga and hentai artist. Even his normal manga feature ecchi. He is the creator of Miss. Dynamite and an artist at Startship Titus and Mobile Armor Division. The creator of Blacka and Eva Sirkowski. (missdynamite.com) (starshiptitus.com) (sirkowksi.com) (mobilearmordivision.com) (sirkowski.deviantart.com)

Sirkowski is the greatest anime and hentai artist ever.

sirkowski by Sixtem February 5, 2005

Related Words

Switkowski • Ryan Sitkowski • shitowski • sirkowski • Swonkowski • szatkowski • witkowski • Tyler Witkowski • amanda witkowski

Ryan Sitkowski

Ryan Sitkowski is the lead guitarist for gothic metal band Motionless in White. He writes rap beats in his spare time and has a YouTube channel featuring videos of him punching food.

Ryan Sitkowski is my favorite guitarist!

Ryan Sitkowski by BandAddict77 August 23, 2016

shitowski

An exclamation. Like the word "shit" but just a tad bit cleaner and more amusing to say.

Sheh-towe-skee

*hits thumb with hammer* Shitowski!"

"Shitowski, I forgot my homework."

shitowski by ilikeyourshoes April 30, 2005

witkowski

Witkowski means that the one girl in class is an emotional piece of trash.

Addie is a weird witkowski

witkowski by Addie witt November 9, 2017

Ryan Sitkowski

Lead guitarist for the band Motionless In White. Sexiest mf alive. An absolute himbo. Made a girl drive 4 hours to break up with her. Drank the other guitarists piss once. Likes big boobs

Maddy: Ryan Sitkowski is so hot!
Nicole: I know he is my boyfriend.
Maddy: NO MINE!!
Kiki: Tj Bell is my boyfriend.

Ryan Sitkowski by ryansitkowskilover69 January 19, 2021

Swonkowski

The big and friendly "Beast" of Swonkowski needs many cuddels and a lovely little friend to feel Home.

You are a real Swonkowski!

Swonkowski by Teamolia August 27, 2021

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026