mac's definitions

Shiz

1. A Mad Crazy big bad fighting dude from Ancient America. He was a leader of a great Army and died by the hand of Coriantumr.

2. This word has since turned into a slang term used widely among the LDS population as a replacement for another 4 letter word starting with Sh as well.

1. "And it came to pass that after he had smitten off the head of Shiz, that Shiz raised up on his hands and and fell; and after that he had struggled for breath, he died."

2. "Oh Shiz, I just fetched this thing all up!"

by MAC June 12, 2003

Films le Jenkins

Films le Jenkins is an awesome website with homemade web videos. They span all sorts of ideas. Most of the videos star the comb-over. Other appearances by J.P. and Mac. Checkout all the videos. Especially Joey(people seem to like it). The site is www.flj.vze.com or www.filmslejenkins.vze.com

d00d FlJ totally ownz my face. The Comb-Over pwns all@!!11111!!11!twelve

by Mac December 10, 2004

Deeks, The

Diarrhea; Painful or otherwise discomfortable defecation.

1. Dude. . .I got The Deeks something awful!

2. Man, I can't stop Deekin' it up today!

by Mac March 14, 2003

Eurocrat

i, Member of the EU, who in his/her spare time likes to make up stupid laws and insult* contrys 100's of miles away while sitting in Brussels**.

*like naming kilts 'womens wear'

Why is it always the French that are Eurocrats!?!

by Mac November 29, 2003

Locomotion

To start movement after all movement has ceased, usually used while driving an automobile.

"Come on people! Let's do the locomotion!"

by Mac May 28, 2003

c-deez

reference to testicles

did i tell you i went shopping at the music store? i didn't? well then, by all means...c-deez nutz.

by mac May 30, 2003

dilznic

The Penile in the 2nd or 3rd person

Man she acts like she don't recognize... put da Dliznic on her she'll be singin an octive higher

by Mac February 7, 2003