mac's definitions

Shiz

1. A Mad Crazy big bad fighting dude from Ancient America. He was a leader of a great Army and died by the hand of Coriantumr.

2. This word has since turned into a slang term used widely among the LDS population as a replacement for another 4 letter word starting with Sh as well.

1. "And it came to pass that after he had smitten off the head of Shiz, that Shiz raised up on his hands and and fell; and after that he had struggled for breath, he died."

2. "Oh Shiz, I just fetched this thing all up!"

by MAC June 12, 2003

Assrate

Like pirates, but gay.

Oh noes! Here come the assrates!

by MAc December 20, 2003

status quo

the current condition before the war.

Lorena Bobbit used a knife to challenge the status quo.

by mac January 2, 2004

Films le Jenkins

Films le Jenkins is an awesome website with homemade web videos. They span all sorts of ideas. Most of the videos star the comb-over. Other appearances by J.P. and Mac. Checkout all the videos. Especially Joey(people seem to like it). The site is www.flj.vze.com or www.filmslejenkins.vze.com

d00d FlJ totally ownz my face. The Comb-Over pwns all@!!11111!!11!twelve

by Mac December 10, 2004

Salad Shooter

Salad Shooter- A vegetarian who has bad diarrhea.

I shouldnt have eaten that 2 month old asparagus, uhhhhhhh........

by Mac April 16, 2004

chron

Chron is really good smoke, the kind that makes your eyes red and your mouth dry just from looking at it. Chron can be double bagged and you will still be able to smell that shit.

Yo man fuck the BC BUNK, we got the CALGARY CHRON!!!!

by Mac August 8, 2003

tripleya

The shotgun in the xbox game halo.

The tripleya works well for close range skirmishes.

by mac September 12, 2003