systeams 

Teamed systems; audio-visual equipment & supplies; turnkey-solution IT supplier

Manufacturin is best effected by systeams.

systeams by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Systems Administrator 

A member of the IT department that handles desktops, servers, network, network security and phone systems. Pretty much any hardware and standard software. Usually given so many tasks that random shit that has nothing to do with his job is given to him. Pretty much the company whipping boy.

Big wig 1: The toaster is broken.

Big wig 2: Whoa whoa whoa! It's like your talkin Chinese! Ask the systems administrator to fix it!

Systems Administrator by Itwasnotme February 4, 2010

Cyberdyne Systems 

Small electronic business invested in offering assistants to help customers. Investors are bullish on their ipo set to release some time in the 90s

Cyberdyne systems model 101 is a favorite among users

Cyberdyne Systems by Cerebrex May 17, 2023

Payment Systems Way 

Tthe act of training through planned failure. Giving a suborninate a job they do not have the ability to complete, then ripping them a new asshole for fucking it up.

Jerry gave Robert that to do.. there is no way he knows how to do that... thats training the payment systems way

Payment Systems Way by theExpress December 9, 2008

Lightspeed Systems 

A crappy web filter used by schools to block everything good on the internet. The filter blocks games, blogs, youtube, etc. It is a highly restrictive filter designed to surpress free speech and expression.

Person 1: Lets go on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: We can't. It's blocked by Lightspeed Systems.

Lightspeed Systems by Derpio June 14, 2016

Smart Systems 

A leading provider of Audio, Video, Collaboration, and Automation solutions.
Website: smartsysnic.com
Email: [e-mail]
Phone: [phone]
Headquarters: 2705 Kanasita Drive
Chattanooga, TN 37343
CEO: Steven Nicola

I feel some dumb now, thanks to Smart Systems; my house is smarter than I am now!

Smart Systems by Real_NoobToob June 6, 2020

Australia. One Country Seven Systems 

Australia’s One Country, Seven Systems form of Government succeeds the former democratic system where Australia and its seven States was then governed by a Prime Minister, a time when all Australians were free to move throughout their homeland unchallenged and without fear.

However in 2020, the One Country Seven Systems form of Government was quickly introduced by State leaders called Premiers whom under the fog of Covid 19 virus, closed State borders to each other. Cross border activities for industry, family visits, employment, medical, farming, schools and much more mostly came to a stand still. Australians lost their once had freedom with people movement, employment and life style activity all now strictly controlled, monitored and enforced by the State Premiers law enforcement personnel. Forced quarantine, arrest powers and heavy monetary penalties were introduced to further control Australians by fear should strict compliance to the One Country Seven Systems form of Government not be adhered to. Economic collapse into a severe recession had resulted. Public out cry for the return of freedom of movement and a plea from the Prime Minister Scott Morrison for State borders to be open had fallen onto deaf ears of the State Premiers who have seized the country’s power.

Example of Australia. One Country Seven Systems. Queensland Premier Anastasia Palaszczuk “Queensland Hospitals are for our people “ in response to having refused entry into Queensland to a number nearby NSW residents who were in need of urgent medical care.

Australia. One Country Seven Systems by Ainalem September 2, 2020