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turnkey by Cassie Montgomery September 30, 2003
turnkey solution
All set up ready to go... originally used regarding computer software - locked and loaded, just needs the turnkey to operate....
In other words - another friggin' meaningless buzz word seconded to every two bit copywriter in need of a sales point when they don't know what their software, company or boss actually does
In other words - another friggin' meaningless buzz word seconded to every two bit copywriter in need of a sales point when they don't know what their software, company or boss actually does
turnkey solution by The Fast Rita October 25, 2007
Turnkey Jerk
turn·key jerk
/ˈtərnˌkē/ /jərk/
noun
A person who is just automatically a jerk. Simply turn the key, and you get a jerk. No muss. No fuss. The kind of person you can easily find at George Costanza's "Jerk Store". If the Jerk Store calls, they are probably looking for you - the Turnkey Jerk.
/ˈtərnˌkē/ /jərk/
noun
A person who is just automatically a jerk. Simply turn the key, and you get a jerk. No muss. No fuss. The kind of person you can easily find at George Costanza's "Jerk Store". If the Jerk Store calls, they are probably looking for you - the Turnkey Jerk.
Person 1: "I think Cathy is a real Turnkey Jerk..."
Person 2: "Yea, maybe, but that dude Ryan is even more of a Turnkey Jerk-Face"
Person 2: "Yea, maybe, but that dude Ryan is even more of a Turnkey Jerk-Face"
Turnkey Jerk by LokiTricks222 August 4, 2017
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