swocking 

large population of butterflies that swarm toward your vehicle in some gorgeous suicidal tendencies.

Look at the monarchs so beautiful...oh god they are swocking towards our car dying by the hundreds

swocking by jerseygirl13 May 30, 2016

One-Socking

Akin to the feeling of leaving the house wearing only one sock

1) When you only accomplish half of your intended purpose and are left in an embarrassing situation
2) When you finish a job poorly

I definitely one-socked (past tense) that essay, I hope it goes well.

I've really been one-socking it at the nuclear weapon factory. Hopefully my habit of one-socking doesn't bring about a premature end of the world.

One-Socking by therealjacobi October 5, 2019

Stocking Tug 

A male who enjoys taking a pair of stockings, preferably used and smelly, if possible still wet from her sweaty feet and rubbing his cock up and down them. Inserting the cock into the stocking and masturbating until he cums into the stocking and leaves them back without the poor girl not knowing what treat lies in her sheer stocking

Joe I went to the bathroom last night before bed and found Sarah's dirty stockings on the floor. I had a good sniff and my dick got so hard I ended up having a stocking tug and blew my load all over them. Cant wait to see her wearing them in the morning again.

Stocking Tug by Foot Seduction October 13, 2011

Panty and Stocking 

An amazing ass anime.
It’s full of action, sex, and badassery.

Person 1: Have you watched Panty and Stocking?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Well you should! It’s awesome

Panty and Stocking by kirstennotkristen May 23, 2018

Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt 

Gainax's latest anime. A collosal mindfuck of the greatest proportions, it is deranged, crude, rude, and all in all, great fun.

It involves two angels, named Panty and Stocking. The former is a sex maniac. The latter is a gluttonous sweets lover (who possibly enjoys S&M)

They Fight Crime, or rather vengeful spirits called "Ghosts."

Oh, and the two girls are accompanied by a Hard Gay Priest (unconfirmed) named "Garterbelt" and a Gir expy named "Chuck."

The animation is done with the traditional style of western thick-line drawing.

Needless to say, it looks awesome in motion. However, the sense of humor is ripped from the worst of Western Animation, and it's not for everyone.

Cautionary warning: Watching it may give you a contact high.

Guy1: Boy, That Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt anime sure is weird.

Guy2: It's weird, but it's Beyond the Impossible and crazy awesome!

Panty and Stocking With Garterbelt by ARatherPoorDriver October 27, 2010

smocking gun

A phrase that means you don't know what the F#$% you are talking about and should just stop tweeting.

My smocking gun went off at 3 a.m. this morning when I was supposed to be solving the World's problems.

smocking gun by sTrumpf August 1, 2018

Stockings 

The Sexiest thing A Woman can wear.

Not to be confused with Pantyhose, Tights, or Leggins; Stocking start at the toes and continue up to the thigh. There are basically 2 types; Thigh High Stay Ups (have a built in elastic band to "stay up") and true Stockings. True stocking are normally 100% nylon or silk with no elastic bands. They require a Garter Belt to keep them in place.

Stocking are usually worn with a skirt and provide the ultimate tease to men when they get a glimse of the tops.

Stockings and high heels will always be the ultimate in "subtle sex appeal" for a high class woman.

Stockings by S Mc March 5, 2008