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A phrase that means you don't know what the F#$% you are talking about and should just stop tweeting.
My smocking gun went off at 3 a.m. this morning when I was supposed to be solving the World's problems.
by sTrumpf August 01, 2018
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The weapon of choice when smooting holes in your ability to communicate clearly
The lack of clarity in his smocking gun comments left many wondering "wtf is talking about?"
by The 2112 Hollilama December 11, 2018
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A gun with a U-shaped barrel that allows self-described "genius" Presidents to cover themselves in ridicule when firing insults at Democrats.
“No Smocking GunNo Collusion,” Trump boasted in his early morning tweeting.

“That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly calling it a campaign contribution…which it was not (but even if it was, it is only a CIVIL CASE, like Obama’s – but it was done correctly by a lawyer and there would not even be a fine. Lawyer’s liability if he made a mistake, not me).
by GManOfKC December 10, 2018
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Similar to a T-shirt cannon, except that it fires smocks and aprons.
Tammy Lariat used a smocking gun to distribute smocks and aprons to the crowds in the stands.
by wendue December 10, 2018
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