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Smocking is body painting for sexual gratification.

While the majority of body painting is done for artistic reasons, smockers belong to the subgroup that's just interested in getting their kicks. Normally either a negative or playful context, smockers aren't generally considered artists.
She thinks he wants to use her as the canvas for his next masterpiece, but he's just smocking.
by Carino Risagallo April 08, 2006
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The way you spell smoking after you become President of The United States.
"Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia."
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by Buckles Freeman December 10, 2018
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When you're too lazy to proofread or too dumb to accept you've written it wrong.
Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun.

Two things are bad for your health: Smocking and covfefe.
by ThatGuyOnUrbanDic December 10, 2018
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Smocking is an embroidery technique used to gather fabric so that it can stretch.

Definitely NOT a gun, and NOT what Mueller's latest report contains.
"There is NO SMOCKING GUN! This one is pin-tucked and pleated"
by youcanbytemyascii December 11, 2018
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Whacking a fella in the balls when he's spacing out, done with an open hand for surprise purposes.
Bob got smocked in gym class when he didn't hear his name called for attendance. Bob smocked me while was asking marylou for a date, in the hall. Bob got a wicked smocking
by troutseason May 09, 2012
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Smocking When your trolling the freaks that used to be in office, Skippy & Val at a party Watch them on YT uMsQPuhBBfw
Projecting what you are in fact doing onto innocent people. you shouldn't be talking about smocking guns when yours is on fire
by Betterwakeup December 19, 2018
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The process after smoking any kind of intoxicating inhalants, preferably a marijuana blunt.
Diego and Ivan just got done smoking a blunt, so they're smocking it now.
by lamenralus August 09, 2010
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