swocker 

to swallow something in an extremely fast and unhealthy way. to press in something into someone's body openings

he swockered his popcorn in a rush.

don't swocker that thing so hard into me.

swocker by creedance4487 November 25, 2016

modified ray-ray shocker 

The erotic massaging of the taint with one finger in the butt and a thumb in the snatch, checking to see if that taint will get all swollen or if that taint will get all thin-skinned while being caressed.

So much fun to tease her g-spot with the knuckle of your thumb while her taint is getting handled properly by the modified ray-ray shocker.

modified ray-ray shocker by RayRayBeLove 2020 January 30, 2018

W&J Shocker 

Five in the brown and one reach-around; a festive and fun sex act at Washington and Jefferson College in Pennsylvania.

Me: My nephew is going to college at W&J!
My bro (who graduated from W&J): The best part of freshman year at W&J is getting your first W&J shocker from your roommate!

W&J Shocker by Ghostaxe March 22, 2019

Hymen's Shocker 

Adding the horizontal movement of the thumb on the clitoris while performing the shocker.

Bro, I gave my girl the Hymen's shocker the other day and she loved it!

Hymen's Shocker by Callmedoctor March 19, 2013

Cardassian Shocker 

Crossing of the middle finger over the index finger, and the ring finger over the pinky to penetrate a woman's vagina and anus respectively.

I gave my girlfriend the old Cardassian Shocker last night she screamed with pleasure, or perhaps it was pain.

Cardassian Shocker by Big Blue Balls August 12, 2010

Spocker 

So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker.

To boldly go where no man had gone before I gave her the Spocker.

Spocker by Bootface July 14, 2006

the shocker 

AKA:
2 in the curtain, 1 for the hurtin'
2 in the front, 1 in the shunt
2 in the fun, 1 in the bun
2 going down, 1 in the brown
2 in the Red, 1 in the Shed(if that time of the month)
2 for the gish, 1 for the fish
2 in the gash, 1 in the stash
2 for the crack, 1 in the back
2 in the slit, 1 in the shit
2 for the taco, 1 for her Paco
2 in the door, 1 on the floor
2 in the door, 1 in the gore
2 for the friend, 1 in the end
2 in the cunt, 1 in the runt
2 for the moose, 1 in the caboose
2 for the beav, 1 up her sleeve
2 for the meat, 1 in her seat
2 in the flap, 1 in the crap
2 in the gear, 1 in the rear
2 for the pumper, 1 for the dumper
2 for the tube, 1 with some lube
2 in the cunt, 1 in the grunt
2 in the sock, 1 for the shock
2 in the junk, 1 in the trunk
2 in the girl, 1 in the swirl
2 in the skunk, 1 in the funk
2 in the zipper, 1 in the flipper
2 in the place, 1 in the ace
2 in the cootie, 1 in the booty
2 in the porn, 1 for the corn
2 for the push (gush), 1 for the tush
2 in the pink slot, 1 in the stink pot
2 in the juice, 1 in the caboose
2 in the poon, 1 on the moon
2 up the river, 1 to make you shiver
2 in the hinge, 1 makes you cringe
2 from the hand, 1 for the gland
2 for the stabbin, 1 for the cabin
2 in the muff, 1 in the stuff
2 in the play, 1 in the gay
2 in the chute, 1 in the poot
2 for her, 1 for me!! Gross!!
2 in the pocket, 1 in the chocolate
2 for the Kitty, 1 in the Shitty
2 in the cherry, 1 in the fairy
2 for the team, 1 in the steam

And finally,...One of my personal favorites:
2 IN THE PLEASURE, 1 IN THE TREASURE!!!

That's all I got for now.....

Being at work is so fun...Hope a few of those mad you laugh...or dry...or barf.

the shocker by The Hunter May 27, 2004