snockered 

To drink until vision and sight are impaired and all feeling has left one's body resulting in the "snockered" individual engaging in life-threatening or stupid activities, i.e. sledding, climbing school rooftops, flirting with girls half your age...

After finishing a case of beer, SLU was so snockered he began hitting on a girl half his age.

snockered by SLU August 23, 2004

snockered 

Extremely drunk; obliterated; wasted.

Let's go out and get properly snockered to celebrate your birthday!

snockered by Sarah Rose November 12, 2003

snockered 

to get wasted from the use of alcohol

dude we are going to get so snockered this weekend!

snockered by Laura September 27, 2004

snockered 

a 'Hollowayism' - derived from thought process occuring when said Holloway-scientist-type brain becomes blurry thru exposure to alcohol and sleep deprivation. Also used to describe face of said scientist once he'd 'snockered' himself.

Holloway would have made it home in time for tea but being 'snockered', had fallen asleep with face on desk. As usual this led to face having imprint of calculator for rest of evening. Such unbecoming appearance was due to having 'snockered himself'

snockered by d f December 16, 2003

shnockered 

The state of being really drunk.

Last night I got really shnockered at this party, it was great.

shnockered by Henry Schexnayder November 5, 2002

snockerfoon 

1.Coming from the German word snocker, meaning full of foon.
2.the act of farting on a baby grand piano, while eating artichoke hearts on thursday

Hey man I just snockerfooned the shit out of sambone's piano

snockerfoon by shlemmy von farplestein May 25, 2014

shnookered 

drunk, wasted, intoxicated

Last night I got shnookered, went home and past out.

shnookered by Matt Olson May 19, 2006