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The art of constructing random sounds and actions so unpredictable and uninterpretable which make zero sense to the point where you are insane.
That cunt is swezzing, he's off it.

Mate you're fucken swezzing. What the fuck are you saying?
Swezzing by crazy craig the pitbull October 18, 2022

Swizzling 

The motion made by a womans hand when giving a blowjob, usually involving the twisting and turning of the hand.
"Yo dude she was mad good at swizzling when she was blowin me last night"
Swizzling by J-Mazz November 22, 2009

Stizzin' 

the act of being extremely stoned, drunk (alcohol bought by the gorgeous and plentiful pan pacific homeless) or both.
do not take the act of stizzin lightly, it is a feat which is difficult to accomplish by most "average" human beings. you'd have to be considered strictly rude in order to also be stizzin.

disregard any negative comments about stizzin, embrace it or receive dire consequence

live the stizzin, love the stizzin, bathe in the stizzin
briana: i'm stizzin' mad balls.
Stizzin' by ilovemarcel May 6, 2009
used to describe something that looks sharp (as in cool not pointy) or hot.

synonyms: bangin, tight, cool
1. damn son, those kicks be skizzin!

2. Joe: hey man, like my new shirt?
Richard: yeah dude, you look hella skizzin.

3. Did you see that trick i just landed? it was skizzin!
skizzin by Joseph Schmoseph April 25, 2008

Shizzing 

The act of shitting & ejaculating at the same time.
When Jack goes to the washroom and just needs to poop, you can always guarantee he will be shizzing.
Shizzing by The Gillz January 3, 2019
the act of being ridiculously inebriated, either under the influence of weed, alcohol (usually bought my homeless pan pacific wanderers) or both.

don't take this lightly, the act of stizzin is a feat within itself and many cannot undertake the process of "stizzin" correctly.

SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY
"dude i'm stizzin mad balls"
stizzin by ilovemarcel May 6, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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