Shizzing

The act of shitting & ejaculating at the same time.

When Jack goes to the washroom and just needs to poop, you can always guarantee he will be shizzing.

by The Gillz January 3, 2019

Shizzing

When a male experiences overwhelming nervousness and arousal causing him to void his bowels and ejaculate simultaneously.

When a male (usually a nerd) is attempting to have a conversation with an attractive female and becomes so nervous and aroused that he begins shizzing.

by Nibs McGee May 10, 2011

Shizzed

When you shit out cum from anal the night before.

I was so embarrassed when I shizzed. It sounded like a wet fart.

by GetShizzedOn April 11, 2020

Shizz

a. replaces shit in all contexts
b. the coolest
can be used either positively or negatively

a. balls on that shizz, let's bounce
b. beth, you are the shizz

by StefNE2983 May 13, 2003

Shizz

Replaces either shit or stuff in all context.

Let's go to the shop, we can buy sweets and shizz!

Don't do that, you scared the shizz out of me!

by Mother-sensei July 11, 2012

the shizz

A variation on the shit.

Ben's car is so cool. It's the shizz.

by Marina November 15, 2004

shizz

another way to say 'shit' as in 'stuff', not actual poop.

"I'm just listening to music, watching tv, and shizz."

by SoStarstruckk July 28, 2009