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A form of jizzing at a much higher rate of speed. Speed jizzing. Where an individual can get off while running or just sitting and vigorously stimulating themselves as much as possible.
"Did you see that guy wearing that bag over his head? He was totally scizzing down the hallway."
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Shizzing 

The act of shitting & ejaculating at the same time.
When Jack goes to the washroom and just needs to poop, you can always guarantee he will be shizzing.
Shizzing by The Gillz January 3, 2019
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Spizzing 

The act of placing your hand under your erected penis and pretending to shoot a web like spiderman while ejaculating.
Yesterday i was fornicating with my friend's mother and i began Spizzing on her face to cap off the wonderful love making session.
Spizzing by Hutch69 January 22, 2014

shizzing 

The combination of shitting and pissing out of your anus. Often occurs after mexican food and/or a night of heavy drinking
I ate so many damn tacos and drank so much corona last night, that everybody in the office today heard me shizzing on the toilet
shizzing by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

Shizzing 

When a male experiences overwhelming nervousness and arousal causing him to void his bowels and ejaculate simultaneously.
When a male (usually a nerd) is attempting to have a conversation with an attractive female and becomes so nervous and aroused that he begins shizzing.
Shizzing by Nibs McGee May 10, 2011

Snizzing 

The act of jizzing into a line, similar to a line of coke, and having someone snort it
Guy 1: Dude your not gonna believe this. I got my gf to swallow!
Guy 2: Well guess what! My gf was snizzing last night!
Guy 1: You lucky fucker!
Snizzing by numero-11 October 15, 2010

skizzing 

1. the act of coming home after smoking a bunch of shitty weed, and you're still in a slighty under the influence, but no one adresses it. Including the consumption of mass quantities of food and the veiwing of television shows that you normally wouldn't watch.
skizzing is the best
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
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