swizzie

Definition 1: A long dangley object, either red or black. Usually found in someones pants or purse.

Definition 2: Another word for doorstop.

Ex.1: last night(insert name here)found my swizzie.

Ex.2: (insert name) gave me swizzie

swizzie by Y O U R M O T H E R June 7, 2007

swizzie

swizzie is an unknown location to the public where proper lads go away on holiday and have a good time. It is usually visited during a certain time of the year or when they want to leave their current mrs.

person 1: you wanna go swizzie

person 2: yes

swizzie by a pencil April 25, 2020

parallel swizzle 

A majestic turn on roller skates performed by rocking the Circle Pad in the opposite direction.

Wow, when he performed that parallel swizzle, he looked like a fucking fairy.

parallel swizzle by intellectualbadass October 21, 2013

Snowman Swizzler 

When you get a smoothie or milkshake, and the girl sucks your dick and drinks through the straw at the same time

a) "Hey there, wanna give me a snowman swizzler?"
b) "What the hell is that?"
a) "Well, basically, it is like drinking out of two milkshakes at once, except for one of the straws is my dick!"

Snowman Swizzler by Penithdeth April 24, 2010

swizzeled 

Killing multiple 30 packs of Keystone Light and having no regard for any females in the room.

Matt and Pat were so swizzeled that they threw up on four girls just because they looked at em the wrong way.

swizzeled by KillaForReala June 30, 2008

Swizzled 

Getting a buzz from drinking alcohol. Not quite drunk, but the feeling before hand

I am pretty swizzled right now.

Swizzled by the Swizzler September 23, 2003

Randy Swizzlestick

The act of angrily dipping your junk into some ones glass or bottle.

Robert really pissed me off, so I gave him the Randy Swizzlestick.

Randy Swizzlestick by Kemtooler February 22, 2011