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swimming 

The process of elegantly getting through traffic as efficiently as possible
We were really swimming back there, we took 10 mins of the GPS time.
swimming by float8x February 17, 2023

Openwater Swimmer 

Wikipedia: Martin Soriano is a Philippine openwater swimmer from Ilonggo. He was the first person on record to swim the Guimaras-Iloilo Strait, a 7.7 km (4.2 nm) crossing accomplished on 7 August 1994, starting from the Buenavista Wharf in Guimaras to the Iloilo river wharf across the Iloilo Strait.
Martin Soriano is an Openwater Swimmer from the Philippines 1994

Tinshein Swimming Pool 

Kazakhstan's world-famous swimming pool. It is 30m long and 6m wide. It's filtration system is capable of removing 80% of human solid waste.
Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool,
Its length thirty metre and width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.
Tinshein Swimming Pool by sgfsgfg August 15, 2012
A keyboard warrior made famous on blokes advice, for threatening to bash someone to death and then kill them over some golf clubs on a buy swap sell page.
Ha ha that dickhead just chucked a Simmsy.

Shut up cunt or I'll get Simmsy on to you.
Simmsy by Pousti Malaka July 12, 2016
The act of eating a donut off of a penis
I am going to get some Krispy Kremes and see if anyone is down for some simming

The best way to eat a donut is by Simming
Simming by Millennialcast May 12, 2016

swimmerseye 

An eye that has been ejaculated into and the sperm irritates it causing swelling and redness. Most people use the excuse that it was from to much chlorine in the pool water.
After her mom commented about her eye looking infected the girl answered it was swimmerseye but she knew it was from her boyfriend shooting his load and giving her a facial.
swimmerseye by jpg3 December 27, 2010