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A keyboard warrior made famous on blokes advice, for threatening to bash someone to death and then kill them over some golf clubs on a buy swap sell page.
Ha ha that dickhead just chucked a Simmsy.

Shut up cunt or I'll get Simmsy on to you.
Simmsy by Pousti Malaka July 12, 2016
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Mr. Simms 

The worst form of a teacher. They assign a shit ton of homework and make the class stay after. They are generally pricks.
Damn, that teacher made the whole class stay after for this one kid, what a Mr. Simms
Mr. Simms by ChunkyBoi May 7, 2019
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one who is perfect, flawless, seeming to have been meticulously engineered by someone.
"I hate the Cullens, They are so beautiful, have tons of money, and they are so simmy..."
Simmy by Urban Dictionary, wiki November 1, 2012

Flimsy simsy 

Very tall person who often describes themselves as a sex god, which they clearly aren't
Matthew : Look, my penis is MASSIVE
Dan : no, your being a Flimsy simsy

Simms Disease 

A disease brought to the world by the Simms family. It causes an irresistible urge to watch television, cravings for ham sandwiches, sleeping and missing many days of school or work.
Friend: Hey, wanna hang out tonight, Cooper?

Cooper: No, I would rather stay home and watch Ghost Adventures.

Friend(thinking): Damn, Cooper must have Simms Disease.
Simms Disease by WisconsinGurls October 8, 2011
A world renowned try hard

Constantly sweats everything except school where you skip every day
You’re such a simsy
Simsy by Feelo July 10, 2019
The literally definiton of sweetest bean on earth that has a precious elegant voice that can make any man or woman weak.
Your being such a simmy right now!
Simmy by SweerSyrup August 10, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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