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Mr. Simms 

The worst form of a teacher. They assign a shit ton of homework and make the class stay after. They are generally pricks.
Damn, that teacher made the whole class stay after for this one kid, what a Mr. Simms
Mr. Simms by ChunkyBoi May 7, 2019
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one who is perfect, flawless, seeming to have been meticulously engineered by someone.
"I hate the Cullens, They are so beautiful, have tons of money, and they are so simmy..."
Simmy by Urban Dictionary, wiki November 1, 2012

Flimsy simsy 

Very tall person who often describes themselves as a sex god, which they clearly aren't
Matthew : Look, my penis is MASSIVE
Dan : no, your being a Flimsy simsy

Simms Disease 

A disease brought to the world by the Simms family. It causes an irresistible urge to watch television, cravings for ham sandwiches, sleeping and missing many days of school or work.
Friend: Hey, wanna hang out tonight, Cooper?

Cooper: No, I would rather stay home and watch Ghost Adventures.

Friend(thinking): Damn, Cooper must have Simms Disease.
Simms Disease by WisconsinGurls October 8, 2011
A world renowned try hard

Constantly sweats everything except school where you skip every day
You’re such a simsy
Simsy by Feelo July 10, 2019
The literally definiton of sweetest bean on earth that has a precious elegant voice that can make any man or woman weak.
Your being such a simmy right now!
Simmy by SweerSyrup August 10, 2018
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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