swets

sweatpants
when you’re too cool to type sweatpants or sweats

I’ll be over soon, but first I’m gonna slip on my gray swets and socks that don’t stop.

by chicofeo March 11, 2019

Meat swets

After eating an entire roast or 3 pound steak you begin to swet regardless of temperature.

Jeff ate so much steak he got a bad case of the meat swets.

by jeff palmer March 10, 2008

Mexican meat sweats

The name for the condition you find yourself in when you have imminent blowout diarrhea and are in the last steps of a hurried dash to the nearest toilet.

I totally had the Mexican meat sweats yesterday and blew up the bathroom at Guitar Center."

by carlmarks January 3, 2015

dress sweats

A good pair of sweatpants. A pair that you might consider wearing in public.

I had to run to the gas station down the road, so I put on my dress sweats and headed out.

by Jazzual January 22, 2013

Earl Sweatshirt

a sad ass nigga that makes rap songs

Earl Sweatshirt is the best rapper from ex-Odd Future

by KingKenjii April 18, 2019

Sweesh

When you complete a seemingly impossible task with absolute perfection.

I can't believe I did that on the first try! Sweesh!
I got 100% in my assignment! Sweesh!
I just won that carnival game! Did you see that shot? Sweesh!

by double_cheese_cronen_burger January 21, 2022

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"

The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*

by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020