22 definitions by venusflytrap

Samuel L Jackson

A new beer brand sponsored by the famous actor. First commercial ever aired on the Dave Chapelle Show.

Are you ready for the truth?... and I hope they burn in hell... crazy white boy muthafucka... may I have some of this soft drink to wash this down?...

by venusflytrap January 18, 2005

scope

to be "eyein'".
when a predator seeks its prey.
often used to describe the staring done by an individual on a sexual prospect at a certain distance.

damn! did you scope the dash on that stife? well did ya?

by venusflytrap October 15, 2006

to give the runaround

When a girl acts like she wants you but all she really wants is for you to run around like a little dog; to tease.

- Man! She gave me the runaround for eight months til she finally told me she was getting back with her boyfriend.

by venusflytrap January 18, 2005

stife

a woman particularly the noticeable ones.

damn! sis you scope the dash on this stife? well did ya?

by venusflytrap October 15, 2006

stroke da devil

The act of stroking one's own or another's penis; to masturbate.

Ever heard of the Stroke Da Devil Championship where several contestants sit in a circle and the first one to cum wins the first prize. Apparently they don't suck dick. Or so they say.
Wassup J.R.!

by venusflytrap January 18, 2005

such hate

expression used by playahatas when they have the miraculous chance to see a real playa at work. Oftimes said in hush hush.

Look he thinks he's macking wit all them ho's around him! Such hate...

by venusflytrap January 16, 2005

smurfs

Little blue men one sees when high on meth, acid, LSD, etc. They often hold the key to the secret of life and let you know about they do but never spell it out.

Fuck, I was high on meth at Macdonald's and this friggin' smurf was orderin' a big mac!

by venusflytrap January 18, 2005