Sweetard

When something is sweet and retarded

(a cat is trying to fight itsself in a mirror)

"OMG your cat is so sweetard ed "

by Jamiegrasshopper April 04, 2010

sweetarded

When a stimulus is so overwhelmingly awesome that one has difficulty functioning.

Did you guys see Backdoor Sluts 9? It was so sweetarded I couldn't even get past the first scene.

by Partycoe January 24, 2010

sweetard

One who is sweet but retarded at the same time.

Jacob is so nice but he is SO FUCKING STUPID. What a sweetard!

by HindiBindi October 07, 2012

sweetard

Combination of sweetheart and fucktard.

A girlfriend who is intellectually challenged but has a lovely personality

Dave: Your new bird is lovely Pete but a gotta say she is a bit of a sweetard

Pete: My dad always go with a girl who is intellectually inferior as they give you less grief and are easily pleased.

by Shouty McShout April 15, 2005