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Landon James Sweatman 

A word to describe someone with no friends who deserves to die, in hell.
Yeah, Brandon’s a bit of a Landon James Sweatman
Landon James Sweatman by jedgard October 15, 2021

swagmaster3000 

having major swag. more swag than a regular swagmaster.
"Did you see Taylor's pants?" yeah, he is not a swagmaster3000

Swagmaster. 

A swagmaster is someone who has so much swag that it is almost unbearable, they have the greatest amount of swagger possible to mankind, and it is very rare to see one. IF you do happen to come across a swagmaster, be respectful!! if you arent, him&his possy will overpower you with their swag. and you dont want that to happen.
kelly: "yeah so i was like he-"
melanie: "OMG ITS THE SWAGMASTER."
swagmaster: *sup nod*
kelly&melanie: "oh... my... god. we were just acknowledged by the swagmaster."
Swagmaster. by ohheyyitsmee. March 20, 2011

swagmastacoops 

A person who can be with any woman without trying
I cant believe he got that woman, he's such a swagmastacoops!
swagmastacoops by Someone4816461 September 15, 2014

Swagmaster 

In polite society, whoever you're talking to.

Its usage in this definition originated amongst the youth in the more affluent suburbs of South-West London, who had influence from the more urban neighbouring north-western and south-eastern suburbs of London whilst retaining a posh-like standard.
A: Where is Swagmaster going now?
B: I'm going to dat house party on t'High Street, innit?

A: Does Swagmaster need to know the bus times?
B: Nah, bruv, d'as on my iPhone, like.

A: Safe, can Swagmaster wait two minutes?
B: Arrgh, man, d'as bare long, doe!
Swagmaster by Trouvemonde August 21, 2014
A colloquial Australian term. Same as Hobo in USA. Someone who wanders from place to place working for his tucker, whose possessions fit into his swag (Ofttimes his blanket tied by the corners and slung over his shoulder on a stick) The song Waltzing Matilda was written about a Swagman who stole a sheep, but this is not the norm for the Swagman., He was a traveler, for whatever reason.
Walzting Matilda was a song written about a Swagman who stole a sheep, but, although the most famous reference it certainly was not the norm for the Swagman.
Swagman by Drumdancer April 11, 2013