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skr
Common reaction to when someone suggests something completely ludicrous and ridiculous that is generally a bad idea. Loosely an alternative to a facepalm.

Originated and popularly used amongst the youth of South London, like its brother, nao.
A: "I'm gonna ask her out."
B: "Skr; you can't even talk to your sister without fainting, fam, and she is well clapped."

A: "Let's invite Jordan to Croydon..."
B: "Skr; he's like bare awkward."

A: "Safe, can you wait one minute for me?"
B: "Skr; that's sooo long doe!"
by Trouvemonde August 21, 2014

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In polite society, whoever you're talking to.

Its usage in this definition originated amongst the youth in the more affluent suburbs of South-West London, who had influence from the more urban neighbouring north-western and south-eastern suburbs of London whilst retaining a posh-like standard.
A: Where is Swagmaster going now?
B: I'm going to dat house party on t'High Street, innit?

A: Does Swagmaster need to know the bus times?
B: Nah, bruv, d'as on my iPhone, like.

A: Safe, can Swagmaster wait two minutes?
B: Arrgh, man, d'as bare long, doe!
by Trouvemonde August 21, 2014

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An alternative spelling for "yep", derived from the Norwegian "jepp", which means "yes".
Jepp, you were right; his bird is well clapped.
by Trouvemonde June 29, 2014

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A very boring person.
You're such a mohog, John: why are you going to that lecture?
by Trouvemonde June 29, 2014

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Raiding a fridge in search of something or anything.
I was fridgepillaging when I found the ham that was past its expiry date.
by Trouvemonde June 29, 2014

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