Swagmaster

In polite society, whoever you're talking to.

Its usage in this definition originated amongst the youth in the more affluent suburbs of South-West London, who had influence from the more urban neighbouring north-western and south-eastern suburbs of London whilst retaining a posh-like standard.

A: Where is Swagmaster going now?
B: I'm going to dat house party on t'High Street, innit?

A: Does Swagmaster need to know the bus times?
B: Nah, bruv, d'as on my iPhone, like.

A: Safe, can Swagmaster wait two minutes?
B: Arrgh, man, d'as bare long, doe!

by Trouvemonde August 21, 2014

skr

Common reaction to when someone suggests something completely ludicrous and ridiculous that is generally a bad idea. Loosely an alternative to a facepalm.

Originated and popularly used amongst the youth of South London, like its brother, nao.

A: "I'm gonna ask her out."
B: "Skr; you can't even talk to your sister without fainting, fam, and she is well clapped."

A: "Let's invite Jordan to Croydon..."
B: "Skr; he's like bare awkward."

A: "Safe, can you wait one minute for me?"
B: "Skr; that's sooo long doe!"

by Trouvemonde August 21, 2014

Jepp

An alternative spelling for "yep", derived from the Norwegian "jepp", which means "yes".

Jepp, you were right; his bird is well clapped.

by Trouvemonde June 29, 2014

Fridgepillaging

Raiding a fridge in search of something or anything.

I was fridgepillaging when I found the ham that was past its expiry date.

by Trouvemonde June 29, 2014

Mohog

A very boring person.

You're such a mohog, John: why are you going to that lecture?

by Trouvemonde June 29, 2014