Definitions by Trouvemonde

skr 

Common reaction to when someone suggests something completely ludicrous and ridiculous that is generally a bad idea. Loosely an alternative to a facepalm.

Originated and popularly used amongst the youth of South London, like its brother, nao.

A: "I'm gonna ask her out."
B: "Skr; you can't even talk to your sister without fainting, fam, and she is well clapped."

A: "Let's invite Jordan to Croydon..."
B: "Skr; he's like bare awkward."

A: "Safe, can you wait one minute for me?"
B: "Skr; that's sooo long doe!"

skr by Trouvemonde August 21, 2014

Swagmaster 

In polite society, whoever you're talking to.

Its usage in this definition originated amongst the youth in the more affluent suburbs of South-West London, who had influence from the more urban neighbouring north-western and south-eastern suburbs of London whilst retaining a posh-like standard.

A: Where is Swagmaster going now?
B: I'm going to dat house party on t'High Street, innit?

A: Does Swagmaster need to know the bus times?
B: Nah, bruv, d'as on my iPhone, like.

A: Safe, can Swagmaster wait two minutes?
B: Arrgh, man, d'as bare long, doe!

Swagmaster by Trouvemonde August 21, 2014

Fridgepillaging 

Raiding a fridge in search of something or anything.

I was fridgepillaging when I found the ham that was past its expiry date.

Fridgepillaging by Trouvemonde June 29, 2014

Jepp 

An alternative spelling for "yep", derived from the Norwegian "jepp", which means "yes".

Jepp, you were right; his bird is well clapped.

Jepp by Trouvemonde June 29, 2014

Mohog 

A very boring person.

You're such a mohog, John: why are you going to that lecture?

Mohog by Trouvemonde June 29, 2014