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SwagMagic

It is the unique mixing of Swag and Magic. To correctly understand SwagMagic one must have a firm grasp of the concepts behind its birth. However, I digress. SwagMagic is a force of nature on par with the legendary Dr.Pepper Springs. You can not fight it, as it is already a piece of you that is vital to living. More important than your left kidney. Do not doubt the power of SwagMagic.
Dr.Pepper is Swagtastically Magical.
"How'd you become so amazing?" "Honestly?... SwagMagic."
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by SwagMagic June 27, 2014
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Swagalicious

When you are so swagger, you need another word for the amount of swag you have
How much swag do you have?
Dude, you know I’m swagalicious!
Really?! That’s so much swag dude!
by MF Girls April 20, 2021
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Swagmegistus

A very cute yellow turtle that practices occultism.
It is originally the pet yurtle (yellow turtle) of the legendary Hermes Trismegistus, who provided much swag synonymously in esoteric knowledge. It was lost for two hundred years, reportedly kidnapped by Paracelsus and then later resurrected by John Dee, whom later Swagmegistus famously told him to swap wives with Edward Kelley.

In that instance the Count of St. Germain magically teleported into John Deeznuts's office and saved Swagmegistus from his exasperation.

Swagmegistus later met famed occultist Aleister Crowley at the British Museum in the form of Heqet, but Crowley was more interested in the Stele of Ankh-ef-en-Khonsu, which left Swagmegistus very confused because he was artefact 69, a sacred number in Thelema along with 93.
John Dee: That Swagmegistus fucker told us to swap wives.
Edward Kelley: Ohhh, how wise, just like Master Oogway.
John Dee: Who now?
by Swagmegistus November 7, 2022
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Swaggalicous

A term used by Jets Linebacker, Bart Scott,to describe the amount of swagger the New York Jets willunder the Rex Ryan regime.
Wow the Jets are looking very swaggalicous this year.
by cht123 April 18, 2009
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Swagalicous

The Rainbow colored Unicorn is full of awesome swag- it's Swagalicous
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Swaggic

The act of having so much swag that you begin to cast accidental spells on things around you.
Tom: Woah! George just turned that waffle into a computer!

Mario: Yeah, he's got swaggic.
by Dr. Swag, Ph.D April 4, 2012
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Swagalicious

To be one with the swag.
Onel is not swagalicious.
by jksdfkljfklsdfjsdfjklasdfjklas December 2, 2013
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