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swagmatism 

the force of attraction women feel towards nearby men who have their swag on
did you feel the swagmatism on that one
swagmatism by Killer Wales 2011 July 25, 2011

Swaggotism 

A subculture of Western society. "Swaggots" wear snapback hats, lens-less glasses and often have 10,000+ followers/subscribers (are also known as "facebook/twitter famous") and use the word "swag". They spend most of their time sucking each other off whilst listening to Justin Bieber and 1D. Do NOT attempt to insult, otherwise you will be branded as a "hater". Not to be confused with hipsters who are very similar in appearance (but more nebula's, camo jackets and triangles), however are slightly less irritating.
"Omg Justin Bieber is my world, You're just a hater and jealous of his talent" Swaggotism ladies and gentlemen...
Swaggotism by Bhoy95 March 31, 2013

swagnetism 

The inherent ability to attract females to your location, merely through your attractiveness, cleverness, and most of all, swag.
Chris- "Wow, yesterday none of those girls were sitting next to Tommy and now he is knee deep in ham wallets."
Brosef Stalin- "Yeah, he's got some strong swagnetism."
swagnetism by Brosef J Stalin April 11, 2011

smegmatism

Something that is revolting, disgusting, filthy, dirty, smelly or otherwise repulsive. Can be used as an insult.

Related to the term 'smeggy'
The toilet was covered in smegmatism

Hey John, you're a big smegmatism
smegmatism by jimi123 March 11, 2010

swagmatic 

turning your swag on instantly
1.i felt swagmatic today when i hopped out of bed.
2.that girl was diggin me cuz im so swagmatic
swagmatic by d-mart57 December 29, 2010

swagarism 

Taking someone else's clothing style and trying to combine it with your own to say it is original.
Henry watched a gay guy's youtube video this morning and copied his style. The worst type of swagarism.
swagarism by Style69 May 27, 2018
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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