Swagmail 

A large package usually sent to your best friend who has as much swag as you. The package is usually big, bright, colourful, and contains anything from chocolate and candy to jewelry and makeup. It is expensive to send but you don’t care because you have swag. It is usually sent somewhere exotic. Only bitches with swag get excited about receiving swagmail.

Pronounciation: \swag-māl\

I recieved swagmail today!

or

I paid $86 CAD to send swagmail to England!

or

Did you recieve the swagmail i sent you last week?

Swagmail by ParisP October 21, 2011

swagmilk 

a term used to describe a male who has breathtakingly good looks, impeccable confidence, and vuluptuous biceps. he is also known to be very good with the ladies, who bend their fingers backwards for him.

"damn you see alex the othe day?"

"ya man! his swagmilk meter is off the charts!"

swagmilk by royk April 24, 2013