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A family of Kiwi descent, usually a bigger boarder typically fatter build. They always enjoy have a smoke and a drink but love getting down and dirty. Little bit of finger action?
Look at the size of him, he must be a swaysland.
swaysland by FatSausageFingers September 11, 2018
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swaziland 

me and my homeboys have roots back to swaziland
swaziland by matt dold February 3, 2004

Swaziland 

A country that many believe to be non-existent because of The George Lopez Effect. It is also the country with the most bald people and the most ping spoofers in the world. A common myth is that the number 14 brings bad luck.
"I went to Swaziland and witnessed it in all of its glory. I saw all of the crack babies. I was there and I watched all the little George Lopez's running around."
-Skeppy
Swaziland by The Black Laky April 3, 2020

Swaziland 

They changed your name to eSwatini. Get it right.
Polly: Have you been to Swaziland?
Zane: It’s called eSwatini, idiot.
Swaziland by ReadTheLitany May 15, 2020

Swaglandia 

Swaglandia is an (epic) minecraft nation formed by a group of epic people
"Swaglandia is epic!" -Person 1
"Better than Aleburg!" -Person 2
"Let's make an apricot farm!" -Person 3
Swaglandia by Nootyboyy April 22, 2021

swaziland 

funniest named country on earth, personal favorite
the name swaziland promotes laughter and soiling urself
swaziland by Urban Dictionary June 2, 2003

swaziland poser 

A non-black person who acts like they are. Copies everything from black hip-hop raps to the funky way that people groups of color chat with each other, to the way they pimp their rides. This person wants to be black. The only problem is, their not.
Did you see wayne's new ride? A black Escalade with gold spinner rims, what a swaziland poser!
swaziland poser by bezel333 January 2, 2006
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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