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swaziland 

me and my homeboys have roots back to swaziland
swaziland by matt dold February 3, 2004

Swaziland 

A country that many believe to be non-existent because of The George Lopez Effect. It is also the country with the most bald people and the most ping spoofers in the world. A common myth is that the number 14 brings bad luck.
"I went to Swaziland and witnessed it in all of its glory. I saw all of the crack babies. I was there and I watched all the little George Lopez's running around."
-Skeppy
Swaziland by The Black Laky April 3, 2020

Swaziland 

They changed your name to eSwatini. Get it right.
Polly: Have you been to Swaziland?
Zane: It’s called eSwatini, idiot.
Swaziland by ReadTheLitany May 15, 2020

Swaglandia 

Swaglandia is an (epic) minecraft nation formed by a group of epic people
"Swaglandia is epic!" -Person 1
"Better than Aleburg!" -Person 2
"Let's make an apricot farm!" -Person 3
Swaglandia by Nootyboyy April 22, 2021

swaziland 

funniest named country on earth, personal favorite
the name swaziland promotes laughter and soiling urself
swaziland by Urban Dictionary June 2, 2003

swaziland poser 

A non-black person who acts like they are. Copies everything from black hip-hop raps to the funky way that people groups of color chat with each other, to the way they pimp their rides. This person wants to be black. The only problem is, their not.
Did you see wayne's new ride? A black Escalade with gold spinner rims, what a swaziland poser!
swaziland poser by bezel333 January 2, 2006
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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