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TEXT/AOLer speak for 'yourself'. It's similar to the practice of writing u instead of you, and ur instead of you're/your.

nub: OMG, L2P URSELF B4 UR TELL ME WHAT 2 DO.
Alan:Is that reponse also available in English?

urself by thepreacheragain October 7, 2006

Words you can keep

Love urself

The phrase 'love urself' is an exclamation and is commonly used to express annoyance towards either oneself or another being.

If oneself or another being says or does something in what would be considered stupid, someone may say to said person 'love urself'.

It is a more formal and a less 'rude' way of saying 'fuck urself' to someone.

Shane: 'hey guys so um i bought some crocs, and i actually really like them'

Amy: 'oH YOU NEED TO LOVE URSELF'

Aimee: 'wow amaze'

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*Aimee expresses her opinion on something in a rather idiotic and uneducated manner*

Aimee: oh i need to love myself

Love urself by somethingsnazzy July 12, 2014

kill urself

This is what you tell someone when they don't belong online. You are telling them to GTFO and to simply destroy their online medium. This is what you say when you NEED someones to shut up but suicide is too extreme.

Noob: How do so many people believe that the Earth is round? It's flat you idiot sheep.
Everyone Ever: kill urself

kill urself by CakeEatingDragon May 13, 2016

National post urself doing squats on snapchat day

It's a day where you post a snap video of yourself doing squats at your story on snapchat!

Random dude on snapchat: Wtf did you post on ur story?

Girl: it's national post urself doing squats on snapchat day!

Random dude: Oohhh, hold on..

National post urself doing squats on snapchat day by Some random doebdjcj November 1, 2020

Laugh Very Quietly To Urself

fucking brilliant new online chat word, look out lol

Laugh Very Quietly To Urself

brilliant

hey jason,you know what, dont laugh loud, Laugh Very Quietly To Urself

Laugh Very Quietly To Urself by LOBO132 July 29, 2008

go fuck urself

Nodoby fucking likes you.

Person 1: Ur ugly
Person 2: go fuck urself

go fuck urself by Go_Fuck_Your_Self February 3, 2017

pee urself

a term used when a friend is angry but not too angry. they wouldn't like the person to die, they would just like for them to pee themselves. a correct response when someone says that to you is "i already did", asserting your dominance. for the ultimate dominance assert after that, you may t-pose .

friend 1: gimmie ur lunch munny

friend 2: u-ur mom gae
friend 1: no u
friend 2: pee urself
friend 1: i already did
friend 2: *cowers in shame*

pee urself by moan420gayman July 10, 2018

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026