zoolander

A guy who spends to much time in the bathroom getting ready to go out on a date.

Dude, stop getting all zoolander and get your butt out of there so we can go.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

wifferdill

To do a u-turn or some other extreme change of direction

Dude, we are lost. Do a wifferdill and let's get back on the main highway!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

jeri-curl

When a black girl is flirting with a white guy.

Did you see how she was acting? She was all jeri-curl on you!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

Crizel factor

A boss who is controlling and always micro-managing.

I knew this is the way it would turn out, leave it to the crizel factor.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

lifehack

Someone who does not know how to live well. A person who never gets the big picture.Someone who dwells on unimportant things.

I was talking to fran about the big questions of life, and all the sudden dick walks up and pops off with,"so are we gunna order some pizza or what?" What a lifehack!

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

spooge

A liquidy mess on the floor or a sticky substance found anywhere.

Man, there's a bunch of spooge on my desk.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

wiki-up

To overshoot an intersection or driveway and have to turn around in a parking lot to get back on track.

Crap, I missed the turn. I'll do a wiki-up to the left here.

by bezel333 January 1, 2006