Soiling 

Definition: When you drop fecal matter in your undergarments.

Example: He was so gassed, he was soiling himself.

Soiling by Snacks 874839 March 23, 2021

soiling your hand 

The act of waking up next to a toothless redneck bitch while spanking your prized hogs schmoirgens blargity balls outside of an ATM.

You were so drunk last night you woke up soiling your hand.

soiling your hand by Trifenuts January 14, 2015

Soiling your pants 

The standard reaction of a member of the opposite gender asking you out.

Girl: OMG he asked me out. I soiled myself.
Best friend: Ewwww.... Soiling your pants?

Soiling your pants by Spuh-am Man, the guy awesome December 26, 2011

yard sailing 

A phrase used to describe the art of shopping at large numbers of yard sales, garage sales, and estate sales.

"I can't WAIT to go yard sailing this weekend!"

"Yard sailing is my favorite activity of late."

"There's nothing I would rather do than go yard sailing."

yard sailing by www.babysue.com May 9, 2006

solling

(smiling out loud): used in situations where one is not actually lolling (laughing out loud). perfect for when you see a meme and smile at your phone.

omg that picture brings back so many good memories... I’m solling.

solling by Forking Shirt August 15, 2018

Smiling Bob 

Noun
Pronunciation: Smile-ing Bob

An erect penis in an inappropriate context

Guy 1: Shit, I was smiling bob throughout the entire sermon today in church.
Guy 2: Oh man, me too! I was smiling bob all while watching Barney when I had to babysit last night!

Smiling Bob by psycholilbunny July 9, 2010

sailing with the captain

To drink large quantities of Captain Morgan's Rum, usually with a group, and hopefully to the point of oblivion.

That girl I hooked up with was so fugly that I had to go sailing with the captain before I could bang her.

sailing with the captain by Robb December 24, 2003