swaymp

A swaymp is somebody that is a stupid bitch.
They literally suck at anything and have a brain the size of a micro penis.

You are such a swaYmp.

swaymp by Badussay Abby Wabby June 29, 2022

Swamp Lily

A name for woman's genitalia that has become extremely moist and subsequently inflamed to the point that it looks like a wet, strange flower.

After eating her out for 45 minutes she had crazy swamp lily going on.

Swamp Lily by Sienna Sleigh April 6, 2013

Swamp buggy 

v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between two butt cheeks, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly.

As Jill was laying face down on the bed. Jake snuck up behind her, grasping her butt cheeks and proceeded to give her a swamp buggy.

Swamp buggy by J-Mazon May 11, 2010

Louisiana swamp melon 

A adjective to describe the smell of a women's breast

A way of saying that a girl's tits smell really bad

Hey josh you want to go to britney's house, no dude she's got those louisiana swamp melons

Louisiana swamp melon by JHolt1300 November 13, 2020

rickety swamp 

The result of perfectly timed sexual intercourse on a hot and humid summer's day, such that the sweat from the intensity of foreplay is gathered in an external container and applied directly to the genitalia as lubrication. In order to perfect the rickety swamp, the female and male must be poorly trimmed in the nether regions, and three chairs must be used to elevate the female over the container with the remaining sweat. Two chairs hold the legs, spread apart, and the female balances on the third with her torso. The man then stands on his toes and sodomizes from the rear.

The weather was so hot and humid yesterday, that when Sheila and I got back to my place and the AC wasn't working, I grabbed all the chairs from the kitchen table because we had to try the rickety swamp.

rickety swamp by takeittomypeoplesbank April 27, 2017

swamp gas 

An idiom used mainly by politicians (and all other forms of manipulators) to cover something up from the masses / sheeple so they dont panic and shit themselves, and the elected officials can continue to spin their manipulation via the main stream media.

The mass UFO sightings over Arizona were merely swamp gas, so the thousands of people who filmed, photographed and witnessed these events first hand have no idea what they were until we told them it was only swamp gas - much like the experimental covid toxic clotshots that everybody lined up and volunteered for at blind total risk for their health (and their children), but the swamp gas is that they are safe, effective and will stop you from dying. Swamp gas has been around as long as politicians have been around.

swamp gas by ratsbackside January 15, 2023

Swamp German 

A resident of Holland. Derogatory?

We call Johannes Van Vreek the Swamp German.

Swamp German by the gerophile December 14, 2009