swasticum

A cumshot in the shape of a swastika, generally on a face.

Dude, I gave this chick a swasticum last night.

by SunnyD007 April 27, 2021

Spasticunt

A deeply unpleasant and completely useless excuse for a human being.

'Dave broke his arm whilst trying to steal an old ladies hand bag, he's a proper spasticunt. '

by Lazerbrain August 15, 2017

Swasticker

A Swastika sticker

"There's a swasticker of those evil Nazis again!"
The skinhead had a swasticker on his notebook.

by Pogmotoin March 2, 2009

swasticake

A cake depicting a swastika, especially a cake depicting the likeness of the Nazi swastika.

"If it makes you happy, Alexa. But I'm not in any of the pictures and I don't want a piece (of the swasticake) with the swastika on it!"

by Videns Odoacer December 25, 2008

Spasticus

Spasticus is an alternative way of calling someone a Spaz, Retard, or Fuck Face. The word orginates from a song by 'Ian Dury and the Blockheads' in which the lyrics largely consist of : "I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus"

The main bonus that you get with the word 'Spasticus' is that you can spontaeneously burst into song.. singing the 'Spasticus Autisticus' song, and relatively few people find it as offensive as just calling someone a retard straight off.

'Spasticus Autisticus!!'

'Rice-o... you fucking spasticus'

'Stop being such a fucking spasticus, extreme varns'

by The Big Dawg September 8, 2008

swasticky situation

A sticky situation (difficult or awkward situation) involving someone and/or something being racist. Derives from the word "swastika" and "sticky".

Jim: "Last night at a bar I called a Jew a kike. He got so pissed, we were shouting at each other and everyone was staring"

Bob: "Looks like you were in a swasticky situation"

by jooshep August 28, 2010

SwastiCock

The holy Grail of offensive images, usually hand drawn, or crudely put together in an art editing program.

It is a collection of cocks, arranged into the shape of a Swastika

bugger me gently, those bastard moderators have just banned me from the Sunday school playgroup social web forum... and just for having an avatar image of a swasticock!

by nicklouse10 June 25, 2009