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Spasticunt
Spasticunt by Lazerbrain August 15, 2017
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swasticum • swasticunt • Swasticar • swasticock • Swasticker • Spasticus • spasticulate • spasticulation • Spasticunt • Spasticunted
Swasticker
Swasticker by Pogmotoin March 2, 2009
swasticake
"If it makes you happy, Alexa. But I'm not in any of the pictures and I don't want a piece (of the swasticake) with the swastika on it!"
swasticake by Videns Odoacer December 25, 2008
Spasticus
Spasticus is an alternative way of calling someone a Spaz, Retard, or Fuck Face. The word orginates from a song by 'Ian Dury and the Blockheads' in which the lyrics largely consist of : "I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus"
The main bonus that you get with the word 'Spasticus' is that you can spontaeneously burst into song.. singing the 'Spasticus Autisticus' song, and relatively few people find it as offensive as just calling someone a retard straight off.
I'm spasticus autisticus"
The main bonus that you get with the word 'Spasticus' is that you can spontaeneously burst into song.. singing the 'Spasticus Autisticus' song, and relatively few people find it as offensive as just calling someone a retard straight off.
'Spasticus Autisticus!!'
'Rice-o... you fucking spasticus'
'Stop being such a fucking spasticus, extreme varns'
'Rice-o... you fucking spasticus'
'Stop being such a fucking spasticus, extreme varns'
Spasticus by The Big Dawg September 8, 2008
swasticky situation
A sticky situation (difficult or awkward situation) involving someone and/or something being racist. Derives from the word "swastika" and "sticky".
Jim: "Last night at a bar I called a Jew a kike. He got so pissed, we were shouting at each other and everyone was staring"
Bob: "Looks like you were in a swasticky situation"
Bob: "Looks like you were in a swasticky situation"
swasticky situation by jooshep August 28, 2010
SwastiCock
The holy Grail of offensive images, usually hand drawn, or crudely put together in an art editing program.
It is a collection of cocks, arranged into the shape of a Swastika
It is a collection of cocks, arranged into the shape of a Swastika
bugger me gently, those bastard moderators have just banned me from the Sunday school playgroup social web forum... and just for having an avatar image of a swasticock!
SwastiCock by nicklouse10 June 25, 2009
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