Spasticunted 

When you have become so tired and stupid and loose all hope for yourself you have become 'spasticunted'

'I just finished a marathon and 8 pints, I'm fucking spasticunted'

'You spasticunt'

Spasticunted by Bald Lee March 31, 2025

spasticated 

1.) A dismissive for appearing out of touch, behind the times, or slow.
2.) To be stupid, retarded or mentally challenged.

Ali G: "I iz actually spasticated"
Mate: "What are you fucken spasticated or sunnin?"

spasticated by rainey06au August 28, 2005

Spasticunt 

A deeply unpleasant and completely useless excuse for a human being.

'Dave broke his arm whilst trying to steal an old ladies hand bag, he's a proper spasticunt. '

Spasticunt by Lazerbrain August 15, 2017

Spasticated 

Drunk beyond belief, so much so that you resemble a 'spastic'

I was spasticated on Friday after a cheeky Nandos and 12 shots of booka

Spasticated by London-ledge March 25, 2016

spasticated monkey 

meaning a person or individual acting very strange or studip. Someone being like a monkey of its brain.

Does he always act like this? "No he's just being a spasticated monkey".

spasticated monkey by dylberto32 August 21, 2009

The spasticated monkey 

it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.

" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".

The spasticated monkey by Bobmonkhouse1000 June 3, 2009

spasticated 

If you say or do stupid things....like being clumsy ect.

corr i'm propper spasticated 2 day lol

spasticated by Hayley Washbrook August 30, 2004