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swasticock 

The swasticock is the absolute most offensive image. It consists of a gigantic throbbing penis with a swastica in place of the whole. It can sometimes be see secreting rank fluids. It was founded in a town called Naperville in the region of the American State of Illinois.
Steve, quite hungover, stumbled into the bathroom and bellowed in disgust and and agony "Shit! Someone drew a swasticock on my forhead!"
swasticock by david chapman May 10, 2006

Swasticock 

A swastika made of four connecting cocks.
I have a swasticock tattooed on my ass
Swasticock by DaddyDouchie June 1, 2023

swasticake 

A cake depicting a swastika, especially a cake depicting the likeness of the Nazi swastika.
"If it makes you happy, Alexa. But I'm not in any of the pictures and I don't want a piece (of the swasticake) with the swastika on it!"
swasticake by Videns Odoacer December 25, 2008

swashcockling

The flamboyant act of play fighting with ones cock as a make believe sword.
My boyfriend and I dressed as pirates with no pants and had a swashcockling contest.
swashcockling by Dillpickle84 November 13, 2015

swasticool 

When neo-nazi's think something is cool
Dude, this facist government is swasticool
swasticool by HAWKSDUDE81 October 12, 2017

swastifuck

Its like when someone takes a picture with a swastika on it and puts it in front of your face then punches through the picture. Or, when someone takes a steel swastika and throws it like a fucking ninja star and chops your dick off!

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Get the Fuck out of my house before i swastifuck you!
swastifuck by El Diamante January 23, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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