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unsure-cognition 

Noun. Being completely unsure of everything for no apparent reason and not knowing how to verbalize it.
After a night of hard drinking, Ted has unsure-cognition
unsure-cognition by Nick Johnston February 6, 2005

HIV Unsure

When you can't tell if you're either HIV positive or HIV negative.
"The last time I got tested, the doctor told me my results were HIV unsure."
HIV Unsure by Copy the Compcom March 5, 2026

Unsureskin

The unsureskin is the tip of a penis of a man whose circumcision status is unknown.
Man 1: Bro, are you circumcised?

Man 2: To be honest, bro, I don't really know.

Man 1: So do you have foreskin?

Man 2: No, I have an unsureskin.
Unsureskin by Pauline54 April 12, 2022
To suck the semen out of a girl's vagina after jizzing inside of it.
After realizing he made a mistake, Stevenson promptly unscrewed the fat girl from down the hall.
Unscrew by Red Joseph April 16, 2015

Unsurreality 

1. A comic produced by Mike Dufort.

2. A combination of the words: Unsure, Surreal, Real, and Reality.

3. A word to describe high confusement.
Jack: "I like red frogs behind a green sky."
Carl: "That's like, unsurreality, dude!"
Unsurreality by Michael J. December 9, 2008

Unstrengthiness 

The acute physical condition of a person who posesses a severe lack of strength. This condition is exacerbated by afternoon naps.
Lift this dumbbell, it will cure your unstrengthiness.
Unstrengthiness by HawkreiN January 6, 2020
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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