swapass

A wet sensation in your underpants from sweaty buttocks.

That fart gave me swapass!

swapass by hot thud November 6, 2008

Swampass City 

A hot and humid weather condition that causes one to have swampass immediately upon stepping outside.

Aw man, I'd stay inside if I were you. It's swampass city out there - might ass crack has been like the planet Dagobah all day.

Swampass City by Jimbo12341177 July 21, 2011

snapass

Derived from the verb “snap” where someone vaguely (and rudely) snaps their fingers at you demanding something now, but you are not sure what until you ask.

Also derived from the noun “jackass”, as in someone who is completely unaware how stupid they are.

Thus, “snapass” some who is rudely demanding something NOW, but you have no idea what and neither does the snapass.

get an email with the subject line: “helpdesk – fix logo – how long?”

Body of email: “blank”

I reply: “What logo are you referring to? Your webpage? Your email?”

Snapass response: “how long to fix logo?”

snapass by phudz December 19, 2010

Jurassic slapass

An old and senile person. Someone who acts like an old person.

"Grandma can be a complete Jurassic slapass sometimes."

Jurassic slapass by Omni November 13, 2003

Slapass Friday 

Any given Friday when people choose to run around slapping anyone and everyone's asses. Usually, a male slaps a female's ass, and it's automatically considered okay for no reason other than the boy has proclaimed it "Slapass Friday."

BOY: *slaps girl's ass*
GIRL: What was that for, you prick?
BOY: Slapass Friday!

Slapass Friday by Rachel Retardation December 1, 2006

Swampass 

Is the condition when you sweat a lot in the ass/ball region and it releases a terrible smell. Other factors that add to the condition is not wiping properly and not showering daily.

I was standing behind Jordan and he smelled bad I said wow you have some bad swampass.

Swampass by Trace S. January 25, 2007

swampass 

the nasty feeling when your butt crack is sweaty, causing your underwear and pants to stick, or an occasional itching feeling. Ussually caused by elevated tempatures or humidity while working or excessive walking.

Ryan's been walking around in this heat all day and now he complains of haveing a bad case of swampass.

swampass by KRaZY Kristen September 21, 2005