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A person who swags (aka flakes) a lot.
Man, the past three times I called dave this week he said he'd call me back and then never did. What a swagass.
Swagass by JCow October 21, 2010
Words you can keep
A person who is swag and a jackass(es)
Tom: Hey, do you see Phil over there?
Me: Yeah, what a swagass...

Kevin: Look at them trying to be awesome.
Me: Yeah they're a bunch of swagasses.
Swagass by Opeia July 6, 2016
Sex With Andrew Garfield and Sebastian Stan.
"I want swagass"
Swagass by MaterialGorwl January 27, 2022
An orange ass looking dude. Real sweet source of citrus if ya know what I'm saying. Also the name of a hit song
There was a real sagassi in the vending machince
sagassi by Doxey90 May 10, 2018

swagasmic 

The feeling of being so swag that you simultaneously feel like shitting, cumming and vomiting all at once......which will then lead to a feeling of anti-swag because you ruined all of your swag with your shit, jizz and vomit.
Today, I woke up and tried on some swag kicks at Tom's Shoes after going to the local H&M and grabbing a fresh v-neck and skinny jeans. As soon as the kicks united with my new H&M threads, the swagasmic feeling overcame me and I felt at peace.

Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag
swagasmic by JimboWales January 6, 2012

swagasaurus rex 

to have out of this world swag! to be a living legend!
did you see how Nate owned the whole room last night? he is a SWAGASAURUS REX

swagasaurus 

Someone with so much swag, it's too hard to handle. You want to date the person, but often the swagasaurus is much shorter than you, which would make it weird.
Anna: Damn, look at that swagasaurus!

Sindy: I would date that hot mess, but he's too short!
swagasaurus by lipsmacker1234567890 November 5, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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