Swagass

A person who swags (aka flakes) a lot.

Man, the past three times I called dave this week he said he'd call me back and then never did. What a swagass.

by JCow October 21, 2010

Swagass

A person who is swag and a jackass(es)

Tom: Hey, do you see Phil over there?
Me: Yeah, what a swagass...

Kevin: Look at them trying to be awesome.
Me: Yeah they're a bunch of swagasses.

by Opeia July 6, 2016

Swagass

Sex With Andrew Garfield and Sebastian Stan.

"I want swagass"

by MaterialGorwl January 27, 2022

sagassi

An orange ass looking dude. Real sweet source of citrus if ya know what I'm saying. Also the name of a hit song

There was a real sagassi in the vending machince

by Doxey90 May 10, 2018

swagasmic

The feeling of being so swag that you simultaneously feel like shitting, cumming and vomiting all at once......which will then lead to a feeling of anti-swag because you ruined all of your swag with your shit, jizz and vomit.

Today, I woke up and tried on some swag kicks at Tom's Shoes after going to the local H&M and grabbing a fresh v-neck and skinny jeans. As soon as the kicks united with my new H&M threads, the swagasmic feeling overcame me and I felt at peace.

Then I realized I just shitted, came and upchucked all over my new clothes in a public place. #swag

by JimboWales January 6, 2012

swagasaurus rex

to have out of this world swag! to be a living legend!

did you see how Nate owned the whole room last night? he is a SWAGASAURUS REX

by Nate m f'in Henry January 19, 2010

swagasaurus

Someone with so much swag, it's too hard to handle. You want to date the person, but often the swagasaurus is much shorter than you, which would make it weird.

Anna: Damn, look at that swagasaurus!

Sindy: I would date that hot mess, but he's too short!

by lipsmacker1234567890 November 5, 2011