snapass

Derived from the verb “snap” where someone vaguely (and rudely) snaps their fingers at you demanding something now, but you are not sure what until you ask.

Also derived from the noun “jackass”, as in someone who is completely unaware how stupid they are.

Thus, “snapass” some who is rudely demanding something NOW, but you have no idea what and neither does the snapass.

get an email with the subject line: “helpdesk – fix logo – how long?”

Body of email: “blank”

I reply: “What logo are you referring to? Your webpage? Your email?”

Snapass response: “how long to fix logo?”

snapass by phudz December 19, 2010

Snapass

snapass: one who is an asshole and or annoying snapchatter

Carmelo you fucking snapass

Snapass by Johnnyg August 19, 2014

Jurassic slapass

An old and senile person. Someone who acts like an old person.

"Grandma can be a complete Jurassic slapass sometimes."

Jurassic slapass by Omni November 13, 2003

Slapass Friday 

Any given Friday when people choose to run around slapping anyone and everyone's asses. Usually, a male slaps a female's ass, and it's automatically considered okay for no reason other than the boy has proclaimed it "Slapass Friday."

BOY: *slaps girl's ass*
GIRL: What was that for, you prick?
BOY: Slapass Friday!

Slapass Friday by Rachel Retardation December 1, 2006

Snapissist

One who repeatedly looks at their own Snaps on Snapchat.

Becky is looking at her Snapchat story AGAIN?! What a Snapissist...

Snapissist by undertakerfreak1127 May 9, 2016

swapass

A wet sensation in your underpants from sweaty buttocks.

That fart gave me swapass!

swapass by hot thud November 6, 2008

slapass 

An extremely stupid or foolish person. see slapnut.

"Osama bin Laden is a dumb slapass."

slapass by Omni November 13, 2003