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stalkable 

A man or woman, who is hot, sexy, and often has random people following him or her around or hiding in their bushes.
I'm going to ask Andrew out because he is totally stalkable.
Most celebrities are dubbed as stalkable.
stalkable by Allison Odle November 26, 2007

Stinkable Molly Brown 

A smelly turd which floats in the crapper and is virtually unsinkable.
Having consumed many beers, Al thought that he would finally be able to "piss sink" the Stinkable Molly Brown that he had left floating in the crapper earlier that day, but to no avail.

After three flushes the Stinkable Molly Brown still stayed afloat.

Having tried in vain to sink the Stinkable Molly Brown, he was left no choice but to surgically remove it from the crapper with forsips.

wankable 

An image, thought, or action that can be used to wank to. synonymous with masturbateable.
Damn that girl is looking hot today, shes wankable.
wankable by Los Reyes October 10, 2005

swankadee 

Something that is totally fucking awesome and nothing else can overcome that shit.
Guy 1: Holy shit man, did you see that movie?
Guy 2: Ya dude, that movie so was so fucking swankadee
swankadee by willy_lamar April 13, 2013

smangable 

A person of the opposite sex you wouldn't mind smashing AND banging, also known as smanging.
Me: Damn man, check out that girl by bar.
You: Yeah...she's definitely smangable. I'd like to see her nekkid.
smangable by rir1981 June 18, 2011

spankables 

n. Pornography, specifically magazines or DVDs/video tapes. Used by Greg on an episode of "C.S.I."
I found someone's stash of spankables.
spankables by SkidMarkyMark May 15, 2006