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ADJ. Worthy of shanking.

Someone that is awefully annoying, hideously ugly, or just plain fucking stupid...and deserves to be shanked.

They often do not realize they display these qualities which makes them ever more shankable.
Girl 1: He told me like 8 times that he just graduated from community college.
Girl 2: He sounds like a tool.
Girl 1: Shankable?
Girl 2: Definitely!

Girl 1: "That shankable a$$hole over there just grabbed my ass as i walked by."
Girl 2: "Fucking shank 'im"
by Canal Win Crew July 02, 2009
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Shankable is when someone’s face looks like they’re just begging for a shank. Never feel guilty about shanking someone who looks shankable.
Me: β€˜Wow look at Jojo!!!!! Her face is looking shankable today!!!!’

You: β€˜ Sister U right!’

Jojo: β€˜Hunni who do u-β€˜
Me: *Shanks face*
by Karissypoo February 26, 2019
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