Swance

Someone that is sexually aroused by Swans.

A compound word of "Swan" and "Nonce".

"That guy Martin can only get a hard-on when he thinks of Swans. He's a Swance."

by Bertie Moo January 10, 2022

Swance

Swance is man with a stance and a wang in his pants.

"Take a second look in my pants: there is no one like Swance."
"Oh Swance, you rollin' in dough"

by skouser-man February 21, 2015

swance

the state of having swagger and essence at thee same time.

tyrone that girl booty got swance!

aye yo bro tonquisha got mad swance dawg.

by fuckshiteatmyclitskeetskeet! December 19, 2008

3/4 Stance

It is a football term used to describe how you get into a crouched position hovering over a toilet bowl. This is due to a disgust for sitting on toilet seats. Be sure to put the seat up first with your foot.

I entered the shitter and discovered there were no paper seat covers. It don't matter cuz I get in my 3/4 Stance to fire off Scuds!

by will bitten March 6, 2017

Swansea, Massachusetts

Swansea is an old New England town that was burned by the Indians in 1675 but unfortunately rebuilt and still exists. Most of it seems to be located right on a major highway with lots of shitty stores and restaurants. The people of Swansea consider themselves affluent and smart but that's only because Swansea is next to the even shitty cities of Fall River and New Bedford. The town will frequently say that it's located right on the water but will neglect to say that water is the Taunton River which is polluted as hell. Swansea does have a nice town hall and library and a shitty school called Joseph Case High School that gave the town national headlines a few years ago when every girl in the school decided the only way they could get attention and get guys to like them is by passing out lots of really nasty porn and nudes of themselves. The slutty girls and stupid guys were yelled at and possible spanked by their mommy and daddies but nothing really happened and things are still the same.

The Indians had the right idea when they burned Swansea, Massachusetts, too bad they had to go and rebuild it.

by oceancats March 7, 2017

snance

What spider man says when he asks to be payed in advanced

Can you pay me in snance

by Pizza parker December 9, 2016

Swacne

Acne caused from profuse sweating, typically found in Southern climates.

My forehead looks like Braille from all this swacne.

Like this oily sheen I have isn't attractive enough, bring on a face-full of swacne.

by Roxie AKA LisaLeesaLisa June 6, 2011