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Someone that is sexually aroused by Swans.

A compound word of "Swan" and "Nonce".
"That guy Martin can only get a hard-on when he thinks of Swans. He's a Swance."
Swance by Bertie Moo January 10, 2022
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laura: i brought a nissan micra 2day
bruce: swankey
swankey by Bruce April 14, 2004
Swaney Boys: sexy, tough, rugged. nobody touches a swaney

Swaney Girls: gorgeous, beautiful, can handle themselves, have great style and smiles. stubborn. does anything they set there mind to
Holy Buckets theres a Swaney
She wishes she was a Swaney
swaney by swaneylover September 16, 2013
a shit hole full of benefit scrounging pikeys who live in shitty council houses that are all mouth and no fight. Anyone who lives in Swanley has no chance when they are older and will get no where in life.
A - Do you want to go to swanley

B - hahah not a chance I make more than 15k a year
Swanley by j2trappywkd November 22, 2020
"Those spinner hub caps are swankey."
swankey by Faiyaz September 25, 2005
Swance is man with a stance and a wang in his pants.
"Take a second look in my pants: there is no one like Swance."
"Oh Swance, you rollin' in dough"
Swance by skouser-man February 21, 2015