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Swancer swan·cer (swann-ser)
Pathology.
exactly like cancer but has a really stupid accent. Unlike cancer Swancer can be contracted just by sharing rooms with an idiot or by just being the cute innocent child of a smoking idiot.

At present we have only one known cure for swancer which is suicide. A new treatment involving ignorance is currently being investigated.
Poor Emma just shared a room with the guy and now she's dying of passive swancer.
Swancer by Derek Gibney February 28, 2009
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A sub-genre of post-hardcore music that incorporates elements of math-rock, progressive-rock, and post-rock and high-pitched and/or scream vocals. Bands that fall under this category are usually, but not always, signed to Blue Swan Records. Hence, the name "swancore".

Some examples of swancore bands are:

Dance Gavin Dance
Hail the Sun
Stolas
Oranges
Hey what's your favorite swancore band?

Hail the Sun is my favorite swancore band.
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Someone that is sexually aroused by Swans.

A compound word of "Swan" and "Nonce".
"That guy Martin can only get a hard-on when he thinks of Swans. He's a Swance."
Swance by Bertie Moo January 10, 2022

84 swangers 

swangaz, 84's, are actually 1984 Cadillac spoke rims, just as 83's are 1983 Cadillac rims. 84 is NOT the number of the spokes. these rims are much immitated, but these are the only REAL swangaz... and yes, a lot of cars will need adapters if they dont have the same lug pattern as the 'Lac...
swangin on 4'z in the Dirty South... Houston Texas baby, we brought swangaz to the world!!!!!
84 swangers by Gambino July 20, 2003

SwanderDive 

1. When you win your fantasy league one year and then take an extreme dive to the bottom of the rankings the next year.

2. when a swan dives very deep
Wow your team really took a swanderdive compared to last year.
SwanderDive by Rickkkksanchez December 6, 2018
Pronounced Swant-er
Verb- To Swant

Defn Swaying Banter. The Banter that you give to others(and yourself) when you are game-over drunk. You may often find yourself uncontrollably swaying back and forth you've consumed so much alcoholic beverage.

A sure-fire way to attaining Swanter is via a lethal concoction known as Hulk originating historically from Northern England in the 21st century. Vodka, Wkd, and relentless energy drink with a ratio of 1:2:2 and served in a household bucket (preferably clean-ish)

Warning side effects of Hulk may include: Life-ruining consequences, self-Swanter, Nights in the A&E, Scarring,Terrier Tales, Having sex with borderline jailbait, Forgetting to peg your tent down correctly, thinking that you are in fact Irish, running home without telling people where you've gone & many other side-effects.
Please consult your practitioner before consuming.
Man1: Man 2 Where've you been?
Man2: Just been on a ride with a girl who was a 2/10 randomer, cost me £8, must be swaying..
Man 1: Ahh good swanter
Swanter by SwantTheLad September 5, 2011

swangers 

83 or 84 elbows chrome spoke rims that goes on a slab(car).
I popped up on 4's,candy blue slamming cadilac dowes.
swangers by RD October 17, 2003