swallie 

to get some head, to get knowledge, to be getting some brain

man that girl gave me some good swallie.

hey did that girl just give you a swallie.

swallie by prt kapisa January 6, 2012

hoop swallie 

one of the seven epic words, it refers to an individual so ridiculously lame he deserves to be kicked in the shins atleast four times

" Man that kid Tim is such a hoop swallie, who wants to kick him in the shins first ? "

hoop swallie by Lemon Dance December 10, 2006

Sallie Mae 

The feudal overlord of thousands of naive and idealistic American college students who were susceptible to visions of grandeur about a great-paying job over the rainbow once they have a degree. Occasionally one out of hundred succeed paying off their debt, but most opt for deferments, and kicking the debt down the road in vain.

Dupes graduate with a bachelor's degree, and believe their misfortune, lack of income, and debt problems can be alleviated by borrowing more money and pursuing a graduate degree as they contract more debt. This usually proves vain.

Since student loan debt cannot be discharged legally in bankruptcy proceedings, the only solution for many students is getting a scarce gov't job with a loan forgiveness option, joining the military, committing suicide, or emigration to a foreign country.

The rationale for guaranteed loans emanates from the notion that the state subsidizing the cost of education somehow makes it cheaper. In reality, making gov't loan guarantees and six-figure credit ceilings available to a demographic of mostly 18 to 25 year-olds, who have limited work and credit history distorts the marketplace. If colleges had to take that demographic as they were without the gov't subsidized loans, colleges would be compelled to control their costs, and be more affordable. Cost inflation of tuition prices is institutionalized at 5-6% per annum.

Ryan screwed the pooch. He borrowed $80 grand from Sallie Mae to pay for his bachelors of art degree in Government. Then as his job fortunes worsened, he had this naive idea he could be an educator in the middle of a recession, so he got a masters of arts in history only to realize the colleges and public schools do not have any openings. Now he's going to have to move to Canada to escape his hopeless debt.

Sallie Mae by feudalserf August 29, 2012

Simping for sallie 

When you are so sad that you simp for an online person you don't even know in real life

Person 1: I saw someone simping for Sallie on discord
Person 2: cringe

Simping for sallie by Alveoli gas exchange November 18, 2020

Swillies

The subhuman creatures, if you can call them that, of North Prospect Plymouth. Can be found up at Central Park lurking with intent to bash some poor old unsuspecting lady over the back of the head to get dinner money for their 14 children.

Keep away from this area but if you do find yourself in North Prospect it is easily identifable. You will notice a trampoline in every garden, accompanied by childrens toys surrounded by overgrown grass, a pitbull tied to every fence and even the old paddling pool in the height of winter.

"Ere were swillies baiis and you havin a go?"
"Urm... no I am actually from the job centre..."
"Get him baiis!"

Swillies by Brapbrapboomboom April 24, 2010

Smallie Biggs 

Rapper from lynnbrook, nj a total joke

biggie smalls rap joke opposite smallie biggs

Smallie Biggs by Bonody May 1, 2014

Smallie 

A Trinidian Slang Term Used To Describe An Attractive Individual.

Wayzz Watch Tha Smallie

Smallie by Yayaslayz September 1, 2017