by RuggedCunt September 10, 2017
by dksharky March 22, 2010
by Jaggi746 April 3, 2021
A city also referred to as "white allis", the "dirty S", and "Dstall". Composed of a dead industrial center, the cities economy now runs on strip malls and fast food. The most common employment is 1)fast food worker 2)hopeful firefighter/cop 3)mechanic. This leads to chronic drinking, depression, and eventually cruising.
"so what are you doing after highschool?" Stallis resident,"Oh I'm looking into working 40 hour weeks at Quiznos so i can put black lights on my neon."
by Jonathan Miller December 21, 2004
West Allis, The West Side of Milwaukee, we all know it along with others who know us... Stallis
A place where good friends stay good friends before and after all the drama, where intoxication and hanging out precedes and ensues through the weekend and into the week as it continuously brings the state of WI to the #1 binge drinking spot, where good outside playing occurs (ex. Cops and Robbers and Ghost in the Graveyard), where kids learn drugs not from stupid books or DARE officers but from their own experimentation.
When a Stallion is asked how growing up was we can all agree upon "Stallis good" which is not that bad!
After high school graduation you either go to a UW school or no where at all because in Stallis, you don't need that sh*t
We're famous for the biggest State Fair in the Country and for being right next to the all the best Miller products!
noun, adj. ya know whatever ya want it to be... it's Stallis
A place where good friends stay good friends before and after all the drama, where intoxication and hanging out precedes and ensues through the weekend and into the week as it continuously brings the state of WI to the #1 binge drinking spot, where good outside playing occurs (ex. Cops and Robbers and Ghost in the Graveyard), where kids learn drugs not from stupid books or DARE officers but from their own experimentation.
When a Stallion is asked how growing up was we can all agree upon "Stallis good" which is not that bad!
After high school graduation you either go to a UW school or no where at all because in Stallis, you don't need that sh*t
We're famous for the biggest State Fair in the Country and for being right next to the all the best Miller products!
noun, adj. ya know whatever ya want it to be... it's Stallis
dude 1: Where are you from?
dude 2: West Allis
dude 1: OOooooooooooooooo STALLIS
(to a kid burning one right outside Hale's door) "Dude, that's so Stallis."
dude 2: West Allis
dude 1: OOooooooooooooooo STALLIS
(to a kid burning one right outside Hale's door) "Dude, that's so Stallis."
by missy N. September 18, 2005
Tom "Yesterday i was walking through town
and saw this... oh it doesn't matter"
John "Go on man!"
Tom "no it doesn't matter"
John "Oh stop stallying dude!"
and saw this... oh it doesn't matter"
John "Go on man!"
Tom "no it doesn't matter"
John "Oh stop stallying dude!"
by TomRobbo February 3, 2009
Town in Wisconsin originally called West Allis. Known for its state fair, lame highway 100 cruisers, endless fast food restaurants, and class. People who live in “Stallis” usually attend West Allis Central or Hale, both fine establishments to aspire to graduate from although Hale is regarded as a “classier” school. Most residents are lifers, usually getting some factory job and raising their kids in good old Stallis just like their parents before them. There are mandatory things you MUST do in order to be a resident of Stallis:
1) Cruise Highway 100 the moment you get your learners permit
2) Attend Central or Hale
3) Attend State Fair & Western Day’s yearly
4) Hang out at South ridge mall when school let’s out
5) Binge Drink by middle school
6) Wal-Mart is your life
7) Frequent fast food restraints such as Johnny V’s, Oscars, George Webb’s, etc…
8) Drive past the fat women that is always on the pay phone, if your from Stallis you know what I mean
9) Attend high school football games with your school jacket even though your an unmarried 35 year old and get more pumped up then the kids who are actually playing
10) Fuck the establishment because your from Stallis and you don’t care what everyone else thinks
1) Cruise Highway 100 the moment you get your learners permit
2) Attend Central or Hale
3) Attend State Fair & Western Day’s yearly
4) Hang out at South ridge mall when school let’s out
5) Binge Drink by middle school
6) Wal-Mart is your life
7) Frequent fast food restraints such as Johnny V’s, Oscars, George Webb’s, etc…
8) Drive past the fat women that is always on the pay phone, if your from Stallis you know what I mean
9) Attend high school football games with your school jacket even though your an unmarried 35 year old and get more pumped up then the kids who are actually playing
10) Fuck the establishment because your from Stallis and you don’t care what everyone else thinks
person 1) I''m bored what do you wanna do?
person 2) Well we can either cruise highway, or chill at Johnny V's
person 1)Your so Stallis
person 2) Well we can either cruise highway, or chill at Johnny V's
person 1)Your so Stallis
by stallisresident August 5, 2009