swaining 

The act of fighting the entire enemy team, solo, in league of legends.

"Dude Warwick is totally swaining right now!"

swaining by morrell May 12, 2014

Staining the Porcelain 

To take a dump. A shit, if you will.

P.J.: "Be right back guys! I'll be Staining the Porcelain for a few minutes!"

Staining the Porcelain by P.J. Hutch March 8, 2008

slaining 

to push your bike when you could / should be riding it.

slain (to), slaining.

I saw Joe the other day, he was slaining.

"aren't you riding there?" "Nah bro, I'm gonna slain it."

slaining by frederico February 7, 2014

staining porcelain 

stocking the pond, dropping the kids off at the pool, etc. slang phrase for deification

Where's john... oh he's out staining porcelain

staining porcelain by mormdavid April 24, 2009

Swanning 

The act of masturbating among your peers without them noticing.

Climax is signalled with a sharp honking sound.

Youths up and down the country have begun 'swanning' as a way to earn social status among their friends.

'Oh god, I just caught matthew swanning again.'

'Honk! Honk! Honk!'
'Doesn't count mate, we saw you whack it out.'

Swanning by bareswanage420 September 23, 2016

skaining 

To preform the art of making suggestive phrases and movements on the opposite sex.

Bro this chick is skaining on me so hard, i think i might go for a DFBR!

skaining by churchmurchant September 22, 2010

De-swining 

The act disinfecting (or otherwise decontaminating)areas that are possibly infected with the swine flu (aka H1N1)... or to disifect areas that have NEVER been exposed to swine flu, but are sanitied anyway as a precautionary effort.

Office Guy : "What is Allison doing??"

Office Girl: "Oh, nothing really, she is just de-swining the copier... and everything else in the office because she is stressin' over this swine flu pandemic!"

De-swining by ThatGirlFromTheOffice April 30, 2009