Definitions by mormdavid
Covid Card
What companies do to lessen overhead even if they were able to be open the entire time. The reasoning sounds good, yet we all know the truth, it's about the almighty dollar this time
Holiday Inn Express in Austintown, Ohio uses the Covid Card to close the pool and hot tub at 9 PM (2 hours earlier) even though nobody will be cleaning it until the AM anyways. Normally when Maintenance comes in at 8.
Covid Card by mormdavid June 24, 2020
Pandora the Explorer
This app is always asking you questions but when you answer it never seems like it's listening. And it always plays the same annoying repetitive songs.
My Pandora the Explorer app never plays my songs, it acts like it wants to hear me but then ignores me.
Pandora the Explorer by mormdavid December 11, 2016
Voter's Remorse
When you realize that you voted with your emotions and only one real agenda, now you are wondering how badly you messed up the country. No Regerts!
Voter's Remorse by mormdavid November 9, 2016
pikini
a see-thru bikini or any bikini that gives a peek of something that should be covered, including but not limited to labia, pubic hair, nipples, bikini bridge, etc
meat-work
natures veil
the pubic hair that is supposed to hide the vagina from direct view usually triangular in appearance on the hood but less hairy than the unkempt retro-bush but slightly more than the landing strip.
natures veil by mormdavid April 24, 2009
bikini bridge
when a girl in a bikini lies down and her hip bones protrude well past their flat stomach causing their bikini bottom to stretch across and gap is formed for a beautiful view of their vaginal front also referred to as hood.
bikini bridge by mormdavid April 24, 2009