natures veil

the pubic hair that is supposed to hide the vagina from direct view usually triangular in appearance on the hood but less hairy than the unkempt retro-bush but slightly more than the landing strip.
When at the nude beach Mike Hunt prefers natures veil over the fleshy bald va-jay jay
by mormdavid April 24, 2009
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Voter's Remorse

When you realize that you voted with your emotions and only one real agenda, now you are wondering how badly you messed up the country. No Regerts!
I suddenly have a case Voter's Remorse after voting for an obvious potential dictator .
by mormdavid November 09, 2016
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pikini

a see-thru bikini or any bikini that gives a peek of something that should be covered, including but not limited to labia, pubic hair, nipples, bikini bridge, etc
That lady has inadvertently purchased a pikini because it is see-thru when it gets wet!
by mormdavid March 24, 2015
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bikini bridge

when a girl in a bikini lies down and her hip bones protrude well past their flat stomach causing their bikini bottom to stretch across and gap is formed for a beautiful view of their vaginal front also referred to as hood.
When I see a bikini bridge It makes my whole day better!
by mormdavid April 24, 2009
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meat-work

a pun derived from the realization that, there is no "i" in team, but, there is "meat" in team
The burger joint had always practiced a great amount of meat-work because there is meat in Team!
by mormdavid March 24, 2015
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staining porcelain

Where's john... oh he's out staining porcelain
by mormdavid April 24, 2009
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Covid Card

What companies do to lessen overhead even if they were able to be open the entire time. The reasoning sounds good, yet we all know the truth, it's about the almighty dollar this time
Holiday Inn Express in Austintown, Ohio uses the Covid Card to close the pool and hot tub at 9 PM (2 hours earlier) even though nobody will be cleaning it until the AM anyways. Normally when Maintenance comes in at 8.
by mormdavid June 25, 2020
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