by James Olcott December 11, 2007
Parading up and down chic, fashionable streets, in constant posing mode, primping and posing for ohers to see and (hopefully)be jealous
Man, check out those bitches swanning up and down, they should sell of some their overpriced threads and invest in mirrors
by woiseau June 13, 2008
Swanning is a term for dying. Originally, it only meant twisting yourself in your sheets while asleep and strangling to death. Now it can also mean having swans wrap their necks around you, drag you out into the water to drown, and then using your hair for a nest.
by nicksline July 12, 2011
by muzzy July 17, 2003
The act of masturbating among your peers without them noticing.
Climax is signalled with a sharp honking sound.
Youths up and down the country have begun 'swanning' as a way to earn social status among their friends.
Climax is signalled with a sharp honking sound.
Youths up and down the country have begun 'swanning' as a way to earn social status among their friends.
'Oh god, I just caught matthew swanning again.'
'Honk! Honk! Honk!'
'Doesn't count mate, we saw you whack it out.'
'Honk! Honk! Honk!'
'Doesn't count mate, we saw you whack it out.'
by bareswanage420 September 24, 2016
To be attacked, injured, or otherwise fucked up by a deceptively docile-looking yet very aggressive animal.
by I_Browse_Reddit June 30, 2017
One of the most important bands of the last 30 years. Swans started out in the early 80's as a post punk/no wave band that created crushingly heavy albums such as "Filth", "Cop", and "Holy Money." Albums that make Black/Death Metal bands with makeup that try to act scary seem like complete and utter pussies.
1987's "Children of God" was a big leap forward, one which bridged the gap between the brutal heaviness and the more experimental side of Swans (which became prominent in their later career in the 90's). It also featured more frequent contribution from their 2nd vocalist Jarboe.
In 1996 they released their magnum opus "Soundtracks for the Blind". A mammoth double album that inspired countless late 90's and 00's post rock bands. Most notably the hipster adored Godspeed You Black Emperor! Who have made a career out of milking and watering down the sound created by Swans. They do it well all things considered, but if you want the real thing kids... pick up Soundtracks for the Blind.
Swans broke up in 1997 but Michael Gira (going back on his word) has since reformed the band in 2010, and with a slew of additional musicians released the spectacular comeback album "My Father Will Guide Me up a Rope to the Sky" to well deserved critical acclaim.
1987's "Children of God" was a big leap forward, one which bridged the gap between the brutal heaviness and the more experimental side of Swans (which became prominent in their later career in the 90's). It also featured more frequent contribution from their 2nd vocalist Jarboe.
In 1996 they released their magnum opus "Soundtracks for the Blind". A mammoth double album that inspired countless late 90's and 00's post rock bands. Most notably the hipster adored Godspeed You Black Emperor! Who have made a career out of milking and watering down the sound created by Swans. They do it well all things considered, but if you want the real thing kids... pick up Soundtracks for the Blind.
Swans broke up in 1997 but Michael Gira (going back on his word) has since reformed the band in 2010, and with a slew of additional musicians released the spectacular comeback album "My Father Will Guide Me up a Rope to the Sky" to well deserved critical acclaim.
"The first Swans record I owned was Slave EP, and it absolutely blew me away... it was a sound that I always wanted to hear, just the bleakest and blackest. The minimalist approach of the music, that was what really influenced me. It was non-genre-specific, with a total lack of baggage... purely abstract, surreal, and violent. It communicated to me in a very special way, and taught me that heavy metal could be stripped of everything and reduced to its most primal form."
- Justin Broadrick (Napalm Death/Godflesh/Jesu)
- Justin Broadrick (Napalm Death/Godflesh/Jesu)
by JarbJarb October 16, 2011