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The act of masturbating among your peers without them noticing.

Climax is signalled with a sharp honking sound.

Youths up and down the country have begun 'swanning' as a way to earn social status among their friends.
'Oh god, I just caught matthew swanning again.'

'Honk! Honk! Honk!'
'Doesn't count mate, we saw you whack it out.'
by bareswanage420 September 23, 2016
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To go roaming around the workplace, typically aimlessly or to see friends.
Frank was never at his desk as he was always swanning.
by James Olcott December 11, 2007
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The process of goin up the skirt, down though the underwear und up into the nether regions of a whore on the dance floor in a swan like action. Technique first originated by J.D.R. 8/01/08
"Are you swanning that well buff girl!"
"Jake did you just swan her?" "Yeah bruv, smell my hand!"
by Tom556828 January 16, 2008
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Parading up and down chic, fashionable streets, in constant posing mode, primping and posing for ohers to see and (hopefully)be jealous
Man, check out those bitches swanning up and down, they should sell of some their overpriced threads and invest in mirrors
by woiseau June 13, 2008
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To swan a lady, one must only slide one thrust into the vagina.
Whilst, submerged in a body of water
Gab was swanned at a party by Matt, and Matt was happy to go for a swander, he was swanning
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The act of inserting one's thumb into another's anus with your fist in a 'thumbs up' manner, continuing in a repetitive 'up and down' fashion.
I plan to do some Swanning. Past Tense - You just got Swanned!
by cheesemonkey101 July 18, 2011
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Swanning is a term for dying. Originally, it only meant twisting yourself in your sheets while asleep and strangling to death. Now it can also mean having swans wrap their necks around you, drag you out into the water to drown, and then using your hair for a nest.
I've had such a bad day at work, I really feel like swanning
by nicksline July 11, 2011
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