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Tony spagoni 

A mafia member who holocausted Lawrence Exeter Jr. After clapping his wallet and his wife.
TONY SPAGONI IS NOT A GAY PROSTITUTE
Tony spagoni by Wowen alt 1895 November 14, 2018
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sagowi adjective

A Xhosa word used in South Africa that means going through the most or not being okay.
Person 1: what’s up dude ? You have been mizing lately?
Person: Eish , sagowi dude.
sagowi by thatHunNextdoor September 12, 2020

Swagonometry

Swagonometry was invented by a very smart man named Jeffrey Lamar Williams, but was handed down to a man of equal brain power, Sir Jequeezy the Great. Jequeezy brought Swagonometry to the common day school curriculum and they are widely worshiped by everyone in the world.
Jeffrey: Take them boys to school, swagonometry
Jequeezy: 🔥🔥🔥
Swagonometry by Bob Marlboro III November 26, 2019

spagooterlia 

A common term the boys use as a random filler or to replace words but means nothing
"Yo Liam shut up". "Spagooterlia"
spagooterlia by bigboipistachio March 12, 2019

snagopuss 

a vag with tentacles and extremely sharp teeth. It will devour anything in sight.
Charlie: see that timid and awkward girl over there??
Rob: Yea, what about her?
Charlie: She has a massive snagopuss, everyone's seen her feed it chicken drumsticks at lunchtime
snagopuss by dorinonimo June 15, 2009

Shagonfly 

Winged insects shagging mid flight. Usually encountered in a beer garden, on a summers eve.
"Ooh Bert, look that fly has got four wings? No, wait a minute. I believe that is a SHAGONFLY !!"
Shagonfly by Sambuca Lois April 18, 2018
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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