Swagony

n. when you have so much swag it hurts.

"Oh dude I'm in swagony right now, just look at me!"

by Jesha Coren January 18, 2015

Swagony

Swagony is when your feeling swaggy but hella agony at the same time

My life is full of swagony

I'm feeling very swagony

by Addy with the fatty February 16, 2021

Swagony

A way to describe something as good/enjoyable whilst simultaneously being agonising/aggravating

Amy: "This art that i'm currently doing is Swagony"
Ben: "My life is Swagony"

by xoben. May 3, 2021

Swagonometry

Swagonometry was invented by a very smart man named Jeffrey Lamar Williams, but was handed down to a man of equal brain power, Sir Jequeezy the Great. Jequeezy brought Swagonometry to the common day school curriculum and they are widely worshiped by everyone in the world.

Jeffrey: Take them boys to school, swagonometry
Jequeezy: 🔥🔥🔥

by Bob Marlboro III November 26, 2019

Swagonometry

To ‘school someone’ means to show them how it’s done.You might not be able to teach people about academic subjects, like trigonometry, but you have a thing or two to show them about swag.

Take them to school ,Swagonometry

by Therealtriple_e October 28, 2015

Swagonomics

1. The utilization of confidence in stride and manner in specific application of general fundraising, cash-getting, green harvesting, skrilla producing, or otherwise dough generating pursuits.

2. The study of the effects of highly confident and otherwise swagger-emanating individuals on the job market and company profits.

A: Damn, who is that guy strutting into The French Laundry in a tailored Boss suit with a fat wad of cash?

B: Some call em corporate ho's, but I'm fenna study up on some of that swagonomics and get me some paper, son.

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A confident smile, steady and cool movement, and an ability to act like you belong in any environment are crucial to the production of revenue, according to the Professors of Swagonomics at Yale.

by Crunktaculous November 18, 2011

swagon wagon

The swagon wagon is pretty much the train that all faggots who have "swag" and say stupid shit like YOLO and BRAH are aboard.

Dude, Brah, like yolo what up n*ggazz.

Bitch get off the swagon wagon.

The what? ehh whatever yolo swag #livin

by whodatninja77 April 18, 2014